Ay Caramaba, Brazil!
Well, I’m in seventh heaven. I actually overslept and missed most of the first half. When I woke up and turned on the TV, I heard the commentator say that England was in the lead by one goal! Shit, I exclaimed! But I knew there was hope and shortly before the end of the first half, Rivaldo was set up by Ronaldinho. So half time ended one all.
During half time I switched to Channel 20 (blues), and there was an irie (damn good) Brazilian flick taking place. Two lovely bronzed sexy body girls doing a number on a pretty well endowed guy! My, I saluted it at full mast! For a moment I truly envied the yute, but then, as my team had not failed me, I just thought to myself, gwaan my yute! (Go for it guy!) Hey, two girls on one guy, does it remind you of the final score?
Then the second half started, and just in the first five minutes, Ronaldinho scored number two for Brazil! I cursed some claats in celebration!! Then came the biggest flaw of the match. The referee gave Ronaldinho a very controversial a red card, most unwarranted, in my opinion. So he was hero in one breath and went off dejected, but smiling as usual, in another. Brazil played well for the rest of the half and guarded their lead well. The Brits did try to equalize, but alas, they were just too bloody impotent, despite the fact that they were playing against 10 men from Brazil. At full time, the Carnivalites started their celebration. Well, goodbye England, I certainly won’t miss you at all! Better luck next time!
Well, I’m as pleased as a pig in shit, my eyes are burning me now and I may be nodding off at work tomorrow, but it was worth it. Going to catch a few more winks now, maybe I’ll have sweet dreams about the two Brazilian chicks I saw in the porno flick. I certianly would have no complaints at all! BRAZIL, BRAZIL!!!! 
June 21st, 2002 at 4:30 pm I don’t really follow the World Cup, so I don’t know what a ‘red card’ is (I’m assuming it is some kind of penalty), but the stuff about the movie was pretty cool. I wish that I got channel 20.
June 21st, 2002 at 5:50 pm wKen, you are right on target. A red card is a penalty usually issued for for a serious foul or infringement. There is also a yellow card. If a player gets two yellow cards, then he ends up with a red card and gets sent off. A red card also means that you miss your team’s next match. Bredren (friend), BTW, you’ve no need for Channel 20, not with the kind of posts that you are accustomed to make!
June 22nd, 2002 at 4:56 pm hi! i’m not much of a soccer-follower either, but i’m glad you’re enjoying it, and wanted to pop in and say thanks for the medical advice - your suggestons were very close to what the *good* doctor i saw today prescribed to me. that idiot i saw yesterday wasn’t going to give me any anti-viral! i filed a complaint on his incompetent ass.
June 22nd, 2002 at 6:37 pm kd, I’m glad that the advice I gave you was well received. A pat on the shoulder to the Doc. that you saw today. Unfortunately, there is a lot of crap that is dished out in this profession and the quacks who do this give ‘Good doctors’ a bad name ( I beleive that my patients consider me to be a ‘good doc’)
June 23rd, 2002 at 12:54 am actually, i think just the going to Jamaica would do me a world of good — i totally need a vacation