Delta sued over dildo.
Well, this evening as clogged as my sinuses are, I have found to be quite humorous. A friend of mine told me about this news item, but I could not find a story to link you all to.
Apparently a woman sued Delta airlines because of a vibrating dildo that was found in her luggage. She was asked to show some security officers the dildo as it was heard buzzing away in her luggage. Some guys on the tarmac had a whale of a time when she showed them what it was, and ended up laughing on the ground. Now, if I were in their position, I don’t know if I would be able to maintain professional composure either. Well, the passenger has apparently slapped the airline with a lawsuit, saying that they lacked discretion. I wonder if she will win the case?
If any of you bloggers out there can provide a link to this story, I’ll be much obliged. LMAO
BRRRRR!!
August 3rd, 2002 at 12:19 am I suppose that all of this dildo business is another spinoff from 9-11 eh?
August 3rd, 2002 at 1:37 am here you go
August 3rd, 2002 at 8:18 am Thanks kd, I see the dildo was purchased in Las Vegas, that city seems to be in the news this week:-)
August 5th, 2002 at 9:59 am Dr D one thing I like about your blog is that you are always ready to laugh about the absurd in life. This poor woman had the misfortune to have a Dildo/vibrator with a quick trigger, thus in the heightened world of airport security putting her in the position of having to expose her possession.To the relief and amusement of the security folks. Now she sues.(anybody can sue over anything here in the USA) and now we all get to laugh over this.Say What??? What would have happened to her in Jamaica,answer me this?!
August 5th, 2002 at 5:03 pm Hi Richardm. Glad that you can laugh about such issues as well. I guess that if shehad the misfortune to have such a personal item discovered in her luggage in Jamaica, who knows? Then again, as crude as our males are, if the security personnel was male perhaps, he would probably have laughed at her as well and then, in true Jamaican style, tell her that she should not need the damn dildo in the first place and offer to give her some good Jamaican AGONY WID HIM RASS HOOD!! I hope you are familiar with all the terms, if not let me know. Can’t say I’d blame him either, after all, as many a Jamaican girl and nuff female tourist will testify, nutten to compare to a good Jamdown bighood yute! Lawks me terrible eh?