You can borrow my car!
I have a friend from high school days staying with me for a week. He told me that a relative had offered to lend him a car while he is here. Last night, after eating out, we went to check out the said vehicle.
Well! Two flat tyres. Certificate of Fitness expired since June 2001. Insurance expired since June last year. Road license expired since June 2002. Nutten nuh current! (Nothing is current!) All documents expired to rass!
Puts key into engine and turns ignition, car can’t start. Damn, he is going for a job interview this afternoon. I don’t think the ‘may reach’ vehicle will do the trick. Think I better lend him mine and later I’ll call a friend that I know who rents cars.
Sometimes, there are certain kinds of ‘help’ that we can do without, but then again, I guess it is the thought that counts!! All the best with the interview my yute. I’m sure you can turn on the charm! 
August 29th, 2002 at 12:41 pm Whats up Doc!! You nuh realize what happen?…..the relative saw this as an easy way to register, license(remember English class “c” noun..”s” verb
August 29th, 2002 at 4:40 pm Thanks for the remedial spelling mADmac. Yes, me agree wid you. Seems as if they saw ‘money man’ written on his face, and de bredren naw even work at the moment. Bwoy, me tell you. Anyhow, the Integra has come to the rescue!
August 29th, 2002 at 6:22 pm It’s more fact than fiction that friends sometimes are better than your own family. I guess thanks for being a friend is applicable in your case doc
August 30th, 2002 at 12:28 am …wishing your friend luck on the interview… with friends like you, he’s already lucky… And I think mADmac might be on the money with the intentions…
August 30th, 2002 at 7:29 am So how’d it go, how’d it go? Did he wow them? Are the drinks on him tonight?
January 22nd, 2003 at 8:26 pm Man How do you get someone to lend you there car for a night out with a lady?