Bronzed celebrity body parts!

I was reading the Gleaner this morning. I came across an article entitled ‘Celebrity body parts for sale.’ The story is about the sale of the bronzed body parts of celebrities by auction in Paris, in order to raise funds for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Not all were in bronze mark you, some were in gold, silver and ivory!

The bronzed ass of singer Jenny Frost (thonged might I add, ) is going for 1,000 pounds. The silicone enhanced breasts of Meg Matthews, a high profile London Public Relations Executive, are going for 520 Sterling.

It got my dirty little mind thinking! No apologies there bredrens, my testosterone levels are just as high as any normal male! I wonder how much they would be able to auction off a replica of Sean Michaels’ lengthy erection in ebony for??? I can see the women scrambling over each other to bid!! Or, on the other hand, how much would the males be willing to wager on Asia Carrera’s pubic region??? Bwoy, dat one could get my money still………….Anyhow, those of you who wish to see the body parts that have been put on the market, can check this link! Sorry folks, bidding closed yesterday.

Thought I would take your minds off the Malvo sniper stuff and get into some hardcore for a change. After all, we all have to live a little sometimes!!!

4 Responses to “Bronzed celebrity body parts!”

  1. Mad Bull Says:
    Wow, Sean Michaels site looks good. Lotsa flash movies… I just gave it a brief overview, but I’ll be a bit more thorough later. He or his agent/publicist probably spent a pretty penny on it.
  2. Dr. D. Says:
    A dat me a seh my yute! Look like de hood a earn him nuff dollars!
  3. Da Goddess Says:
    Oh my I hate being alone after seeing things like that…
  4. Jamie Says:
    I’d only bid on that male body part bronzed or otherwise but not unless it came with batteries