Tower Of Babel

Well, I guess a little laughter is what you are going to get from me today (I hope!). I received two good jokes today on e-mail that I have decided to share with you. Thanks to Jahjoe for sending them to me! Here’s the first one:

Sharon lost her hubby almost four years ago and still has not been able to get over mourning his death. Her daughter constantly urges her to get back into the dating world.

Finally, Sharon decides she will go out, but says she doesn’t know anyone. “Mommy! I have someone just right for you to meet”, her daughter replies. A date is made and they hit off well. They like each other a lot, and after dating for six weeks, the man decides to ask Sharon to accompany him to the hills for a weekend getaway. She accepts.

On their first night there, she undresses as he does at bedtime. There she stands, nude, except for a pair of black lace panties, her boyfriend in his birthday suit of course.

He looks at her and asks her, “Why the black lace panties?” She replies, “My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down below, I’m still in mourning!” Feeling a bit disappointed, her boyfriend retires after giving her a short kiss as he realizes that he is not getting lucky that night.

The following night, the situation repeats itself. She stands by the bedside nude, except for her black panties. Her boyfriend ’standing’ with a black condom over his large erection. She looks at him and asks, “What’s up with the …um…black condom?” He replies, “I want to offer you my DEEPEST condolences!!!” Comments, laughs?

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