Computer Password!
Well, I’m in one of my moods to share a slack joke again! 
Now, this one was sent to me on e-mail and it is possible that you may have seen it before. Anyhow, here goes…..
A woman was helping her computer illeterate husband to set up his computer. At the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he needed to choose and enter a password that he will use to log on to the computer.
Her husband was in a pretty horny mood and decided to try out a password that would get his wife’s attention, in the hope that she may feel inclined to give him some of the goodly stuff later.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it quite obvious that he was typing in the word P E N I S. His wife almost fell off her chair in gales of laughter when the computer replied, “***PASSWORD REJECTED…….NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!!”***
( I guess the bredren is definitely not a Jamaican man! )
December 29th, 2002 at 7:24 pm gah!!!!!
December 29th, 2002 at 10:54 pm LMAO… so Jamaican men are long? seems you are insinuating so Dear Doc!
December 30th, 2002 at 7:23 am Sure Desiree! Why not come and find out yourself!!
December 31st, 2002 at 5:51 pm
January 3rd, 2003 at 11:08 pm Enjoyed the joke. Recently I was in Jamaica and visited a garden near Ochos Rios. During the tour we were shown first Chinese and then Jamaican bamboo. One of my Jamaican friends laughed and told me that he is part Chinese (! — or should that have been : ?????!!)
January 4th, 2003 at 7:13 pm You know, somehow I missed this joke before this…. Its ok, though. I guess every society has jokes like this. Even between ethnic groups. A funny one I have heard is that of a black man and a white man walking over the Brooklyn Bridge. Along the way, they both became possessed of th need to urinate, so they stopped, unzipped, and unrolled their hoses over the side of the bridge and did their thing. While they were relieving themselves, the white one commented “This water is cold!”. The black man replied “Yeah, and it deep too!”. Interestingly, I have heard another one, but this one was supposed to be for real. During WW2, the British and the Russians were alies, fighting against the Germans. Supposedly the Russians ran out of condoms and the Brits offered to help. I hear that Winston Churchill saw this as an opportunity to use some psychological warfare. He had his factories build some extra large condoms and stamp them with the label “Small”. These condoms he set off to Russia, so that the Russkies would start to question their “Manhood”.