Careful while on the phone!
A bredren at work told me that one of his bredrens had a little ‘interlude of words’ on his cell phone recently.
Ring ring…… The guy reaches for his cell and answers, “Hello.”
The Caller: “Can I speak to Simone?”
The guy whose cell rang: “Wrong number.” And then he hung up. Shortly after, his cell rings again. He reluctantly answers it a second time: “Hello?”
The caller: “Who the fuck is this?”
The guy (now getting quite pissed): “Who do YOU want to speak to?”
The caller: “Simone!”
The guy: “And who might she be?” (He has decided to play along and dish out a rude response as well.)
The caller: “She is MY RASS woman!”
The guy: “Oh, Simone, she can’t speak right now, she is busy and her mouth is full as she is giving me one of the best blowjobs I have ever had!” 
I gave it a first class rating for wit. My respecs to de bredren. I would have to buy him a drink for that one! I guess the moral of the story is, don’t dish out attitude if it is not called for, you never know just what you may end up ’sucking’ in return! 
February 20th, 2003 at 4:06 pm And call waiting can bust you out too
February 20th, 2003 at 6:36 pm That was a good one! I’ll have to remember that…I get a lot of “wrong number” calls. Nobody’s gotten that mean with me about it, but if they do…
February 21st, 2003 at 7:02 am Woo hoo! Love it!
February 21st, 2003 at 7:42 am The only problem is, I’d hate to be Simoe when that man gets home… She might get bruk up (beaten up). Maybe you’ll end up treating her at the hospital and not even knowing it, Doc.