Catholic Parrots….
Here is some good morning get up and go humour that you can read while having your tea or coffee…
A lady goes to her priest one day telling him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” asked the priest.
“They say, were hookers. Wanna have fun?”
“That is indeed obscene replied Father.” Then he pondered for a moment. “You know, I may well have the solution to your problem. I have two male parrots and over the years I have taught them to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. Mine will teach yours about praise and worship. In no time, I’m sure that your naughty birds will stop saying that awful phrase.”
“Thank you,” she responded. “This may well be the solution.” The following day, she brought her female birds to the priest’s home. As he ushered her inside, she saw the two male parrots in their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Quite impressed with their reverence, she walked over to the cage and placed her birds in the cage with them.
After a few minutes, the female birds cried out in unison, “Hi, we’re hookers! Wanna have fun?” For a moment, there was a stunned silence as the male birds did not know what to say. Then Francis looked at Job exclaiming, “Put the damn beads away dude. Our prayers have been answered!” 
Sounds like those are some good Catholic birds there! Have a good day.
May 27th, 2003 at 9:35 am **spews coffee through her Catholic nose** Bwhahahahaha!
May 27th, 2003 at 10:03 am That is hilarious!!!!!! Thanks for sharing.
May 27th, 2003 at 10:15 am Heh heh heh…
May 27th, 2003 at 11:39 am Hahaha! Hilarious!
May 27th, 2003 at 2:50 pm Funny joke. I just married a nice catholic man! Have to send this one to him.
May 27th, 2003 at 8:05 pm
May 27th, 2003 at 8:20 pm HA!!! Great joke and thanks for sharing!!
May 27th, 2003 at 9:42 pm LOL- Hillarious
May 28th, 2003 at 12:07 am One Our Father and ten Hail Mary’s for you too!
May 28th, 2003 at 5:28 am Silly! Now get back to the story!
May 28th, 2003 at 8:32 am Love it!!!! Hugs, Annie xxx