An update….

Well, as this weekend just passed officially started my leave, I decided to take a break from the blogging over the last two days. In addition, my hits went down dramatically this week, and as weekend hits are usually low anyway, I stayed away until now.

Yup, it is early Monday morning and I am writing a post as I don’t have to get up for work tomorrow. Blood cleat, it feel irie! I do have a few errands to do tomorrow, but that will be at my leisure.

I have spent the greater part of this weekend just taking it easy. I watched a fair amount of National Geographic and Discovery Channel. (Yes, I know some of you may think I’m boring.) They did have some interesting shows on. That plus a couple of beers and VXs basically summed up this weekend.

Tonight, I was watching part of a show where this couple were out on a date. In all honesty, this dude was not scoring any brownie points with the girl. I mean, I may not be Mr. Relationship, but, if you want to make headway with a woman, one should tell her nice things about herself in order to make her think you really like her….nuh true? As we say here, “Man haffi drop lyrics!” Well, hear what this eediat told the girl……”You have small breasts. I like small breasts. You’ll age well!” I had to laugh and said to myself, “What a rass ididot. Him naw get nutten tonight!” (”What a friggin idiot. He isn’t getting any action tonight!”) Needless to say, he did not. The poor girl eventually became so pissed with him, that she left him at the restaurant and took a taxi home. I guess the best action he could have got that night was from his right hand. Pardon me if I seem to be behaving badly tonight…this post is being made under the influence of VX, so I the author, cannot be held responsible for the content of the writing…blame the Appleton.

That’s about all the crap I have to unload on you all tonight. Those of you who may read this post from that place called work……all I’ll say to you is, SUCKERS!!!!! Have a good Monday and to all of you Yanks, enjoy your 4th of July weekend when it comes. I will actually be gracing your shores with my presence. Anyone have any idea where they have good fireworks displays in Maryland??

5 Responses to “An update….”

  1. Allison Says:
    I saw one of those dating shows once, Blind Date, where the girl was set up with the biggest geek in the world, he acted really strange the whole night, so much so that it embarassed me to watch it! The funniest moment was when the girl made an Austin Powers reference, “do I make ya hawwny, baby?” And the guy took it all seriously and goes “Do I make you horny?” Arrgg! It was horrible! I guess maybe he had a threesome that night, got his right hand into the action and his left one, too!
  2. Mad Bull Says:
    Live it up, Doc, because when you go back, they are going to KILL YOU with work
  3. Dr. D. Says:
    Thanks for the reminder Mad Bull. You certainly know how fe kill a man vibes! Do I detect a certain degree of envy here??
  4. Melissa Says:
    Where in Maryland?
  5. Annie Says:
    Have a great holiday. Hugs, Annie xxx