Tower Of Babel

Well, as costly as it is to live in this little country of ours, it is still quite easy to enjoy yourself after a hard week at work. The recipe…. bredrens, a little of your favourite liquor (and you all know what mine is if you have been reading here for a while now), and a few jokes. Last night, I decided to give Mad Bull a check down by the pen. Pretty casual affair, but let’s say as bredrens we both were in a mood to ‘frig round’ with each other. So, in other words, the teasing that took place was witty and good fun. There was much name calling. Usual crap that men carry on with when in the company of bredrens.

Eventually, Mad Bull served the first round of VX and Pepsi. It was pretty damn large and tasted irie. He is getting better at bartending….in the event that IT no longer needs him, he has a sideline that he can fall back on immediately!

Anyway, he was typing away at the keyboard for a while, and as he was trying to concentrate, the joking around between us slowed down and I decided on checking out some standup comedians on Comedy Central to pass the time. This black dude came on (don’t ask me to recall his name, blame the VX for that!) He said that when he became a teen, his Father told him the following about women…..

“Son, no matter what they tell you, when you take a woman out on a date, they all have a list in their heads as to where they are willing to go with you sexually. On the first date, they will do one thing….and maybe another….if they really like you. These things are checked off like supermarket lists in their heads. Six months down the road, they will do two or three things with you, and maybe something else. When you’ve been dating for a year, they will do five or six things in bed with you, but definitely not these other two! When you get married now, the whole situation changes because the attitude is, I ‘aint doing any of that shit that we used to do before when we were dating!

So son, the moral of the story is, if you want to get good sex, stay single!

Now you all know why I’m still a bachelor. Not really true still, but I got a good laugh out of that one combined with the VX.

P.S. This was by no means meant to attack women or marriage, just some humour that I thought I’d share, as a little laughter helps to keep us young.

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