Standup comediat!
Well, I have been sitting here for a while searching around for a likkle suppem to link or post about. I found something about a standup comedy act that to me appears to be not really funny at all. A kind of a ‘joke on you’ situation.
It may surprise some of you to hear that I have tried standup comedy on a few occasions myself, sometimes with better success than others. (Indeed, the last time I tried I can say that it was a failure as there I was letting off a few shall we say….’off colour’ jokes, only to have someone inform me after the attempted act that there were many avid church goers in the audience who did not appreciate a couple of the said jokes!
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Anyway, needless to say, were I to try to make a living out of standup comedy, you may well pass me at one of Kingston’s large traffic lights with a sponge rushing to wipe your windscreen for a ’smalls’! And those of you who live here, know only too well how many of our claats usually rewards such an advance!
Tell me what you think of this standup comedian. Personally, my opinion is that if he had popped a Viagra pill prior to the act, then just maybe he would have got a ’standing’ ovation!
September 13th, 2003 at 10:26 pm *rimshot* Stand-up comedy, huh? Cool! I wouldn’t have guessed it. I think you are a riot, but I think you seem too “quiet” for that. I think it’s great that I’m wrong, though.
September 14th, 2003 at 1:30 am The mere thought of stand up comedy is enough to give me hives! I would NEVER have the guts to lay myself at the mercy of other people, and I hate even watching it for fear they’ll be embarassingly bad! But who knows, seeing a half naked guy might be worth it for a little while
September 14th, 2003 at 1:37 am
September 14th, 2003 at 2:12 am Hey Busy Mom, human beings are very diverse individuals….there is a lot more here than you may glean from reeading my blog! Riot eh!
September 14th, 2003 at 2:14 am Blame the spelling above on the rum I was having at Peppers…..maybe I’ll post about that lime tomorrow (actually later) when this buzz wears off. It was irie!
September 14th, 2003 at 2:22 am Quite the “stand up” guy!
September 14th, 2003 at 11:46 am *groan* that man needs some other line of work, I can’t see that in a comedy club anywhere a decorated penis would win the crowd over. Today I am grateful I don’t live in Cambridge.
September 14th, 2003 at 1:09 pm To be honest, I think its appropriate, given the nature of U.S. Foreign Policy nowadays… They’ve been reaming other countries up the ass royally!
September 14th, 2003 at 5:15 pm Now, Now Mad Bull….you wouldn’t be accusing the mighty USA of buggery now, would you??!!
September 16th, 2003 at 3:30 am “Walters, who makes flutes when not playing for laughs on stage….” skin flutes are all that come to mind. Then there was this little gem, “You would have thought the vertical stripes would have made it seem longer”……honey, I think you would have needed plaid to make it appear bigger. Oy. The lengths people will go to for a laugh….