Saturday nite!
Yow bredrens. First of all let me say that this post is being made under the influence of VX and Ting, as a result, I nor the CEO of the madull4.net set of blogs (AKA Mad Bull) do not accept responsibility for the content or any offense caused by reading this post. In other words, proceed further at your own risk.
Indeed, my Dell is still not yet standing at attention (a little Viagra may help!), so I am posting from Mad Bull’s computer. Having completed a major task that I had pending earlier on my bredrens’s computer, and eating a nice Dragon City Chow Mein for dinner, I felt a sense of accomplishment and decided to do a post with a full belly.
As the VX and Ting flowed, the rude bwoy behaviour got worse. We tuned into HBO and a lame boxing match was taking place, so we switched channels to ABC. Blood cleat!
Janet Jackson was on, they were showing a concert she had done recently in Hawaii! Now, Mad Bull, apparently is not exactly thrilled about how she looks. Fine, I concur that some Plastic Surgeon retired off of the payoff he received from sculpting her abs, but frig that, I still think she looks sexy nuh rass….especially when VX is flowing.
So, as I watched her gyrating those curvaceous hips, I got more into the show, shall we say. Again, Mad Bull made it clear that he did not rate her looks. A now fairly unda two juice (tipsy) Dr. D. replied, “Well, I’d fuck her for a million US dollars!” At which point, we both knocked fists!
After all, a million US is sixty million of our dollars, and if I got that in my hands, I sure as hell would not look back in life again. Maybe some guys might do the job for less, but rass, I think I’m worth it! If any other Jamaican rude bwoys want to do the work for less, then more power to them.
Anyhow, enuff of the liquor talk. Wish me luck that Dell will honour their warranty so that hopefully early next week, apart from looking to give Janet bamboo for a million dollars, at least you’ll have me blogging as regularly as I am accustomed to. Respec!
P.S. If Mad Bull is the only one to conmment here, a life!
September 28th, 2003 at 12:54 am YES MR. DR. D(drunkin man)! DONT MEK MI HAFFI KICK YU OUT AGAIN!
September 28th, 2003 at 12:55 am P.S ..an when people caal mi yaad at midnight mi tink seh smaddy ded!
September 28th, 2003 at 1:26 am hi, so Janet for a mil! LOL here, have another drink - *pours some VX for Dr. D.*
September 28th, 2003 at 9:02 am …$900,000 :^)…
September 28th, 2003 at 12:18 pm >> “Maybe some guys might do the job for less, >> but rass, I think I’m worth it!”.
You know, Doc, you one crazy mofo!
September 28th, 2003 at 3:53 pm hey dr d…..i hope ur dell works…and when u sober up, visit my website at http://islandmedic.blogspot.com and tell me what u think about the new design
September 29th, 2003 at 10:18 am Good to hear you’re spending your time so productively, eh?
September 29th, 2003 at 1:13 pm Well it sounds like you two had an interesting night
September 29th, 2003 at 1:50 pm You know… Something tells me that if you had the opportunity to spend the night with her, you would be so excited at the chance that requesting $1 million would be the LAST thing on your mind! So I’m willing to bet you’d do it for free
September 29th, 2003 at 4:28 pm Jus a drop een to let onoo know seh me deh bout….and very much in the land of the sober. Still not using my Dell, but I guess until things are fixed, this one will suffice. billy, if she was 100,000Gs short, I don’t think I would refuse!
September 29th, 2003 at 7:49 pm Bwoy, it sound like di DELL “well mash up” …