Butt Hole Road…..
OK, as you can see from my previous post, I’m up to rude bwoy behaviour this weeknd. As I really don’t have a fart of consequence to post about, I came across this at Yahoo’s Oddly Enough section. Now, I suppose if your road was called “Butt Hole” you would probably get tired of assholes mooning you, and, people like the Pizza delivery man not turning up because he thought your order was a hoax leaving you to get all gassed up with anger!
Now, this little news article got me to thinking about the names that I have heard of that are very strange and often result in expressions of surprize when people hear them.
I met a man in the UK when I was there….Mr. Hoar. No, he wasn’t selling his wares. Enuff said.
I have a colleague here who says she has a female patient whose first name is Lesbia!! She apparently suffers no end of teasing on account of it. Now she is not a lesbian, but even if she was, were I her, I think I would change that one by Deed Poll. My colleague told me that when she saw her name on her file, she hesitated and went to the office door…eventually calling her only by last name as she did not want any of the other pateints who were waiting in the room to look at her strangely. I think that was decent of her.
I believe that I have also mentioned the name of a child that I was admitting during my Internship at Bustamante Hospital for Children here. When I asked the Mother what the child was called, she told me SATANIA!
That was my response. I asked her why she could have named the poor child this, her reply, “Doc. She is the living devil!”
Do you know any weird names that you can share here??…And nothing is off limits.
On a different note, right now rain a buss again, but I plan to have a good Saturday. Hope you do too. Respec due to all crew!
October 25th, 2003 at 5:53 pm Bug Waddle is a guy in my hometown. Also, the Hogg family, with kids named Ima, Ura, Heza and Sheza.
October 25th, 2003 at 11:39 pm Yeah, this girl who works at my office wanted to name her children uniquely. The girls name is Maulese and the boyfriend’s name is Clifford. They decided to combine their names to come up with the children’s names. Her son is Maulford. The daughter is Cliffany.
October 26th, 2003 at 10:02 am Maulford….Cliffany???
October 26th, 2003 at 10:05 am BTW, that guy who named his son Jevic….is he a Jehovah’s Witness?
October 26th, 2003 at 11:55 am There was a gynecologist in Phoenix named Dr. Semen. No joke!
October 26th, 2003 at 3:34 pm As seen on a girls’ junior-varsity basketball jersey…..Gloria Kunt…umm…yeh
October 26th, 2003 at 4:08 pm Semen….Kunt….I wonder if there’s any ‘connection’ there???
October 26th, 2003 at 7:37 pm My aunt went to school with a girl named Rosy Bottom, and my great grandPA’s name was Grace Bell (first and middle) - unfortunate for a man, huh? Didn’t improve much while naming my grandpa either - Hamilton Revere. Fortunately we’ve all been named regular names since
January 2nd, 2004 at 11:40 pm my cousin’s name is My Ho. enough said.