Female volunteers needed…..
Calling all ladies….. how would you like to test out a machine that could make you reach the heights of sexual pleasure…otherwise called an orgasm? Yes, the big O!!
Well, the man who invented the orgasmatron seems to be having a hard time finding volunteers to test out his stuff. He expected to be literally flooded, but it seems you ladies are not as eager to get taken to the heights of sexual pleasure as he thought.
BTW, I wonder if wKen is going to file a suit against this guy??….If I recall correctly, he has been ‘resetting’ his Orgasmachron from ages back! The two names are very similar.
So, all of you ladies who haven’t had the flood gates opened in a while….go give the machine a test nuh. (I must admit though……13,000 pounds 
is lot to spend to get you all wet and wild. If you have a guy who knows how to press the right buttons, I’m sure that’s a far more cost effective option!) And if you do volunteer, do let us know if you endorse the invention! No need to be bashful….we all like to be taken to the point of no return every so often.
November 27th, 2003 at 12:43 am OK,not complaining about my husband at all(he is just fine) … but for when he is unavailable due to shiftwork or just tiredness… where do I sign up? And… do the test subjects get the product for free???
November 27th, 2003 at 1:25 am My, my - money AND orgasms… Can it get much better than that??? Aside from answering where the extra money came from, I’d be a willing test subject
November 27th, 2003 at 8:10 am Who would pay money when you have a husband and two perfectly good hands?
November 27th, 2003 at 12:31 pm Oops, I misread… I was thinking they were PAYING the women to try it out. There’s no way I’d ever want to pay for such a thing with a really great boyfriend with great everything
November 27th, 2003 at 3:15 pm …doesn’t the name ‘orgasmatron’ come from the woody allen philum ‘bananas’?…the one where he is chryogenically (sp?) frozen and comes too years later to find that smoking is good for you - so is meat (atkins diet anyone) and every house has an orgasmatron?…just like mrs. kay’s house then except there is no smoking nor meat :^)…
November 28th, 2003 at 2:32 pm I’d hate to be replaced. Just remember, ladies: vibrators (or Orgasmatrons) can’t mow the lawn or kiss your neck and make your head tingle or hold your hand with passion. Or at least I hope machines can’t do that.
November 29th, 2003 at 2:55 pm I gotta say I’m with Michelle. Who needs the machine!!!
November 30th, 2003 at 10:59 pm T-bone, vibrators also don’t leave the seat up!
December 1st, 2003 at 11:36 pm I’m with Buffy on this one and vibrators once they have served their purpose the only mess that needs cleaning up can be thrown in the washing machine and the rest of the house stays clean *big smile* ~
February 25th, 2004 at 7:02 am (II)PROYECTO DE ATECION MEDICA EN MACAS,ECUADOR Saludos amigos/s, Dear friends: We write from Ecuador, Southamerica. We need voluntary nurses and doctors to attend poor people in the Hospital of Macas, town located in the amazonic region of this country. The Hospital will pay Hotel and food. This is a initiative of ATASIM , a grassroot organization involved in agricultural production and communitarian services.In this last field we had a meeting with authorities of Macasīs Hospital, a pubic centre of attention with problems like few specialist-doctors and nurses, without a modern X Ray equipment( radiology), ecosonograph , laboratory analisis equipment , no wheelchairs, no good beds, one stretcher, no examining couchs, one old thermo cradle , old anesthesy equipment, old maternity tables, scarse an limited bulding, one old ambulance (we have land roads)and other problems that we think depend in the severe crisis of national economy and no interset on investing in public health. Macas is located in the amazonic region of Ecuador and we have no access to modern Hospitals, located in Quito, Cuenca, Puyo and other towns. Here live shuar indians and “colonos” came from other regions.Men , women, children need your cooperation. Our main interest is try doctors an nurses in all possible specialities came to Ecuador an attend during 1, 2 ,3..8 days, or all available time they have in the Macaīs Hospital. Secondary we ask for money to buy an ambulance and donation of handling medical equipment not sophisticaded because we have no technicians. Our organization have experience with donation of other international NGOs ,so you can visit oru web pages www.moronasantiago.interconnection.org o www.atasim.interconnection.org. You cand fin in the first information in english clicking DONACIONES. The Hospitalīs Director have asked ATASIM invite world health organizations help with this project we called PROYECTO DE ATENCION MEDICA EN MACAS, ECUADOR. We hope all information could be understood. Danilo Tayopanta PRESIDENT ASOCIACION DE TRABAJADORES AGROPECUARIOS SANTA ISABEL DE MACAS(ATASIM) Macas Morona Santiago ECUADOR santaisa@easynet.net.ec santamacas@yahoo.com