Tower Of Babel

….this post really may come across a bit jumbled as I’m just typing ad lib and will be linking you to a few Gleaner items that caught my eye this morning as well.

Last night I had a dream…I don’t fully recall the circumstances, but it seemed I was a bit younger, and a large group of us were out for some recreation at what appeared to be a park. During our time there, some strange man got to talking to a female who was in our group. He made a very insulting remark about women and I could see that the lady was offended, so I took him on, told him about his rass claat and after that we left. The woman said that in the time she had known me she never knew that I would have reacted as I did, as I appeared so quiet most of the time. My reply was…”Silent river run deep!” So, don’t mess with women, they impact on our lives positively in many ways. Big up ladies!

Yesterday at work I was talking to one of my Urology colleagues and he was saying that he took his son to the zoo on a recent trip to the US. His son is now seven. Apparently they saw elephants and one of the adult males developed an erection. Now, I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a male elephant when aroused…but trus me…. there is nutten small ’bout dat hood.

Anyhow, his son started to ask him, “Daddy, what is that thing between his back legs?” My friend said that being very open about body parts and sexuality he and his wife don’t hide anything from their son (within reason based on his age of course). He told him, “It is the elephant’s penis.” There were a few more adults within earshot. The son replied again, “So, if it is his penis, why is it so much bigger than mine and yours?” “Umm…..that’s because he is an elephant.” The son asks, “Why?”

Children do ask some pretty difficult questions sometimes, don’t they? My friend then said, “Bwoy D, my son made look like seh me a smallas!” (Boy D, my son made me seem shortchanged in the size department.) It’s a good thing the people in the vicinity seemed to understand how children can be.

That reminded me of the time when I was about eighteen and we had gone on a trip to Florida for the summer. A friend of our family took me and some other people to Lion Country Safari. Now, you simply drive the car through and watch the animals…they are pretty accustomed to it and will come up to the car, but you are advised to keep the windows up and not to feed or pet them. There was a lady in the front seat beside the driver. The lady was apparently never married, and by the way she behaved while we were going there I surmised that she might have been a bit prudish. A group of monkeys were seen while we drove through. One of them, a male jumped up on to the bonnet of the car, sitting down right in front of this woman who started to get a bit afraid. Well, it seems the monkey read her well and picked up that she was a bit of a prude….he started to masturbate right in front of her! I was a bit embarressed for her as she started to cover her eyes (but it really didn’t bother me….probably because I’m no prude.) Eventually, he seemed to smile after he got his kicks, and jumped down off the car and we continued on our way. Animals can be unpredictable eh? I wonder how my Urology friend would have explained that monkey’s behaviour to his son??

Anyhow, as I’m on dial up, I better finish soon as it appears that tiefing Cable and Wireless is set to increase rates for the rental of land lines AGAIN! Dem squeezing man balls even harder than before!

Anyone want to sponsor me an ADSL line?

Good thing I went to England to do my Diploma in Dermatology when I did, I couldn’t afford the tuition now as the pound is skyrocketing against our Jamaican currency that is weakening rapidly. I wonder if it is any coincidence that I was having an IM conversation with two bredrens last night and the topic of migration came up….though I must admit that I wasn’t saying much.

Those of you who follow Dance Hall will be happy to know that Beenie man has been discharged from hospital. Big up to mi bredren Doc Baker who played a big part in getting him back on his feet!

Last but not least, I have been keeping up with my walking and think its time to start addressing the eight pack abs that I aluded to in a previous post (or was that a dream??). Here is a link to an article from the Gleaner today that shows you how to tone up your abs. I may just try it later. (So don’t be surprised if you hear me complaining that me pain up tomorrow or Friday!)

Lots of things discussed here, so I’m hoping to have lots of feedback from the crew. Seen? Later.

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