Tower Of Babel

Awrite….sorry ’bout my absence for a few days, but I really did not have anything to share. Sometimes, a little time away from the blog stimulates you to think and come back with even better stuff…(not that this necessarily applies to this entry.) This post is really a method of me relaxing, joking ’round and passing time so to speak. And if nutten else, maybe you can get a few laughs outta it. As there is hard evidence that laughter is good for you! What??? You didn’t know that laughter can be therapeutic? Well, Dr. D just told you so…..and for free.

I’m in a pretty decent mood now, sippin a well cold Red Stripe (outta de freezer) as it is a bit hot today and I have found that my brain has been fixated pon cyar! Now, if you have been a regular reader here, you will know that I have been dropping hints that I would not mind changing my car before the end of the year. Not that anything is wrong with the ‘98 Integra that I have, but I wouldn’t mind an upgrade…. finances permitting. And, the vehicle that I would love to upgrade to is an Acura RSX (Type R would be even nicer!)

The pic above is me sitting behind the wheel of said vehicle at the Miami car show about a year and a half ago. Is a good ‘ting dem don’t put the keys inna de cyar dem, or dem mighta did lock up mi rass fe Grand Theft Auto! Now, up until today, I would have been most happy to get myself a 2002 or even better, 2003 RSX. But, suddenly things have changed…….

Now, apart from laughter being therapeutic, I’m sure that most of you will agree that regular doses of Vit S also help to improve well being and relieve stress. Well, if you don’t know I suggest you find out! You might just enjoy it.

So, what does this have to do with chatting ’bout cyar??

Well, people do get Vit S in cars sometimes, right? (No need to be bashful.) But as I mentioned above, the RSX jus don’t look as kriss at it did until dis morning. Up until this morning, when I passed a nice shiny one on the road, a certain part of my anatomy would grow hard! Not anymore. Why? It seems that the Bimmer (BMW) is the way to go….. I am still keeping you in suspense. Now, I have no problem with Bimmers (except the price), they are nice friggin cars. I read an article that revealed that men who drive Bimmers get the most amount of the goodly stuff! Now, I did mention that the price of a Bimmer was a bit of an issue with me? But, I wonder if my long time bredren Mad Bull would be willing to part with a small fraction of his redundancy package AS A BREDRIN! (Is that too much to ask?….Don’t ansa dat rass still!) BTW my yute, the Vit S benefits apply to any man behind de wheel still….so you welcome to hold a borrows when you pass chru from Turtle country! (Hope Natty naw read.)

So, in essence, I no longer want a RSX, it is a Bimmer all de way!

Anyhow, maybe I should jus go eat mi dinner and come down to reality…because Vit S or not, I would be well happy wid the RSX in the picture above. BTW, any of you drive or know guys with Bimmers? Is there any truth to the Vit S story? I mus ask some o mi bredren dem who have a Bimmer. Have a good Sunday evening.

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