A short one…
Driving home from work not too long ago, I was a listen to the radio, they were playing some sweet old time Jamaican music. Nice you see. So much more quality than a lot of the crap that some of our musicians are putting out now. It sorta got me in the mood to go out, so me suppose to link a few people for a mid week juice shortly.
A Bajan bredren of mine who was in my medical class and presently living inna Virginia sent me a joke on e-mail. It isn’t the best, but at the same time, it nuh bad either. Now, it is making a bit of fun of my favourite airline, Air Jamaica. Yow, don’t diss my airline, seen. Is joke me mekkin still. Read the joke nuh….
All passengers were in the gate area waiting for an Air Jamaica flight
to depart.
Suddenly the Co-pilot arrived, impeccably dressed in his uniform,
wearing dark glasses and with a white cane finding his way to the gate.
The airline flight attendant explained to the passengers, that although
he is blind, he is the best copilot in the company.
Later, the Pilot arrived, also impeccably dressed in his uniform, dark
glasses and a white cane, and he is being assisted by two flight
attendants..
The Representative in charge at the waiting area assured all passengers
that although the Pilot is blind, he is the best pilot in the company,
and together with the Copilot, they make the best experienced team in
the cockpit.
With everyone on board, the plane starts speeding on the runway,
increasing in speed more and more. The passengers are terrorized by
now. The plane keeps increasing the speed but does not take off; it
continues the run but stays on the ground. The end of the runway gets
closer and closer, and in an explosion of general hysteria the
passengers start screaming as if they are possessed.
At that very moment the plane miraculously lifts off. The Pilot calmly
turns to the Co-pilot and says,
“Any day di passenger dem no scream….wi salt !!!”
Well, I hope you got a laugh outta it. If not, den a jus so it go sometime. Me gone go hold a fresh. Morrows.
June 24th, 2004 at 11:15 pm Half a chuckle
June 25th, 2004 at 8:10 am LOL… gave me a morning smile.