Tower Of Babel

OK, I got back from a pretty enjoyable day in the country. Now, we did have a few drinks before and after lunch…I was driving so I really had only two Red Stripes. Now, I’m going to post a likkle joke I heard today here. It’s kind of a rum bar male type of joke (meaning better appreciated while unda juice), and I’m not sure how some of the ladies will take it. I will therefore say that if you think it may offend you, then don’t click the “MORE” link…zeen?

A rude bwoy got marooned on a desolate island in the middle of nowhere as his little fishing boat was completely destroyed while at sea during a storm. A small lifejacket is what he has to give thanks for being alive on terra firma. The rude yute learned to live off what grew there…coconuts, fruits and ground provisions. The only animal life that he encountered on the island were a small mongrel dog and a female pig that was a bit thin from lack of food. Weeks turned into months and the yute gave up all hope of ever getting in touch with civilization again.

The nights started to get lonely. Rude bwoy got horny. He got sick of ‘easing the tension’ with his right hand. Suddenly, the pig started to look very phat to him! He decided that he was going to fuck the pig. That night he started to approach the pig, but every time he made advances to the pig, the mongrel dawg started to growl at him and threatened to bite him. This happened night after night. Eventually, he realized that the only way he could get some gratification from the pig was by killing the dog. But, despite being horny out rass, he could not muster up the guts to kill the dog.

One day, a serious thunderstorm, very similar to the one that carried him to the isolated island passed over. During the storm, the most beautiful woman he had seen in a long time washed ashore on the island. She was exhausted, dehydrated and very ill. He decided that he would attend to her, feed her and bring her back to health. With each day that passed, she became better, slowly regaining her strength and becoming more and more beautiful.

After a week, the woman was now a stunning beauty and she felt that she needed to show him her gratitude for bringing her back from a state of near death. She said to him, “How can I ever repay you? I owe you my life!” He listened keenly, with a twinkle in his eyes. She continued, “There must be one thing I can do for you. Name it, and I will do my very best to grant it as your wish.” He looked at her and said, “I want you hold down dat bad dawg for me! I want some of the pork” Hope you found it funny. If not, maybe a rum might do the trick. BTW, you caan complain…two posts in one day!

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