The Fireman!
Well, you all know how blogging can be. Some days you have whole heap o suppem to chat about. Others, not a fart a gwaan. Well, basically I’m up the creek this morning, so rather than waste your time and ramble along here saying nutten, I’m going to try the standup comedy thing again. I hope that Scratchie and Angry Dawg will find this one to their liking. If not, den a jus life!
A newly wed Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
“Y’know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings - we put on de jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we’s ready to go.”
“From now on,
When I says ‘Bell one’ I want you to strip naked.
When I says Bell two’, you jump on de bed.
When I says ‘Bell tree’, we’s gonna mek love all tru de night.”
The next night he came home and shouted
“Bell One” and she stripped naked.
“Bell Two” and she jumped on the bed.
“Bell Tree”, and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out “Bell Four”.
“What de rass is ‘Bell Four’, woman?”
She replied: “Roll out more hose, man, you ain’t nowhere near de fire.”
I hope rude bwoy had more fire hose still…..
Have a good day.
November 30th, 2004 at 8:24 am Ok Doc, you saved yourself from getting voted off the forum. That one can pass. I’ll give you a “C+”. Hope yuh get the ride back today.
November 30th, 2004 at 11:23 am Dr. D. I’m howling! Good one. I give you a B+
November 30th, 2004 at 7:06 pm Scratchie come een like some o dem examiner we have inna de Facutly of Medical Sciences…man haffi shock out fe get pass mark which is 50%!
December 1st, 2004 at 1:18 pm Good one D. I am with Sunshine with a B+