Untitled….
Arite….untitled it is…then again, that’s a title, so its titled untitled! 
Yeah, was just reading Scratchies post today ’bout Customer service…so maybe I giving out poor service and a dish out attitude pon all who pass here…after all, me never beg you fe come here come read mi crap! Jus cool. If you folks did not come here to read and leave comments, dis yah blog would shet down loooong time! Fe real.
Anyway, I posted nada this morning as for some reason, the site was having ‘issues’……seems they’ve been solved. I actually had a photo that I was going to post this morning, but right now I don’t feel to, so I’ll save it for another time when the brain is low on ideas. Had a few interesting reads today from the crew.
Hey, how could I forget? This afternoon I went to buy some mints in the pharmacy at Sovereign Centre where I had lunch….Jade Garden curry chicken. Did the trick like usual. Now, might I mention that I’ve been looking for a good 2005 calendar? See, last year my cable company gave me a nice one with pics of scenery. This year, me nuh get none from them. 
(Bad customer service dat, right Scratch?) So, I’ve been looking out for a ‘nice’ calendar….let’s say….one that showcases some skin…after all me name Dermatologist! One of mi crew told me that Wray & Nephew’s is wikid still…..but I haven’t been privi to it.
Went over by the magazine stand in the pharmacy and my eyes caught on a photo of a chick in a skimpy bikini……(that’s a bit superfluous nuh true….bikinis are by definition skimpy, right rude boyz?) Man, after penetrating (with my eyes of course, what else did you think?) the picture, it dawned on me that this is a 2005 Calendar. It was sealed in plastic still. So, I turned it over to get a smaller version of the rest of the twelve pictures. Well, I tell you, maybe it was my male hormones, but the decision to purchase was made like faster than a quickie. 
Its called, ‘Jamaica Caliente’, and mek me tell you, it hot nuh rass. I was thinking that as a service to de bredrins who pass here that I could take pics of the pics and post. But, I wonder if copyright (is so it spell) infringement would be tekking place? Hmmm. Me nuh waan nobody sue me. Right now I here staring at Miss February….she name Reshima. It features others like Christine Straw, and a fav of Mad Bull, Jade Fulford! 
(What can I tell you? He is in the Natural Beauty ting big time. We been bredrins for at least 25 years, so we mus share some tings in common!) If you all behave yourself, I may surprise you with a few shots soon.
Don’t know why, but I jus feel inna de mood fe a drink tonight. Wonda if I can envigle a crew to link pon a Tuesday night? If not, one ting for sure, liquor inna de bar. So, I can have one or two solo. That’s it for my post titled Untitled. ‘Till de morrws or whenever. (Apologies if you think de post fool, but a jus life sometime. I never gave you any promise of grand things.) 
February 1st, 2005 at 9:32 pm Hey, Doc, good ta hear ya an’ know that you’re OK.
February 2nd, 2005 at 12:33 am dr d If only I could chill with a aged rum cooler right now check this out Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. And the winners are… 1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. 13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. 14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts Just to add… Supercilious - A really, REALLY silly person Dumpling - A very small garbage landfill Inuendo - An Italian supository Global - A lighted sphere Movie - Italian slang to get out of the way as in, “movie outta da way”. Opposite of “standie”.
February 2nd, 2005 at 7:51 am Mel, yeah Kingston hot, but me cool still. Thanx for the concern tho. I agree with you, Red Stripe has had some irie calendars over the years. When I had gone to the wholesale liquor store in December to stock up the bar, my yute at de place tell me dem nuh get no calendar from RS yet!?
February 2nd, 2005 at 8:04 am Hi Dr. D. Hope you got to get together with your crew last night. I would be very interested in seeing the photos of the calendar girls. BTW you don’t have to feel you need to post something of significance everytime. All of us need a likkle hail up from our blogger friends also. IT don’t feel natural when anyone of us missing from the daily bloggs. Have a great day.
February 2nd, 2005 at 8:10 am Thanks Sunshine, I know what you mean. When my regular reads don’t post, I start to wonder what sorta shyte has befallen them. Yeah, I did have de likkle lime last nite. Legal Aid and Jamdown Canadian did rope een and we had a nice sharing of spirit at the bar here on the patio. Trus me, we enjoyed the company, nuff slackness was a chat! I showed dem the calendar as well, they did give it their seal of approval.
February 2nd, 2005 at 10:51 am Work
February 2nd, 2005 at 11:35 am Make sure to post the pictures from the calendar. Maybe it would be better to scan them rather than take pictures of them though… you might have issues with lighting… then again, I know that you think you know your way around a camera, so…
February 2nd, 2005 at 12:35 pm oh when you say a calendar with scenery you meant “scenery”. got cha! lol.
February 2nd, 2005 at 6:27 pm Mad Bull….scan dem…with what? Need I remind thee of the fate of a certain scanner that was promised to a certain medic when a certain Bull who went mental and now blogs under the pseudonym of “Mad” was migrating from the land of Jamdown to a land where turtles breed plentifully?? Ummm….said scanner never did arrive at its initial final destination due to some lack of communication between the captain and second officer. Hence, the only scanning that can take place is with the said Doc’s own eyes.