Remedy for itchy eyes…
Ok, I’m very late today….no fault of mine….blame the internet connection….it was having issues earlier and so I couldn’t get to any sites. Quite frankly, I think computers/the internet are like newborn babes….sneeze on dem and dem ketch cold!
Then again, as I am no IT expert I could be wrong.
Anyway, I’m here. What’s up with the title? Well, no, I haven’t decided to change my area of specialty. What I’m going to share is very short actually. Let’s say we men seem to have sex on the brain if not all, then a hell of a lot of the time. (Yes, me have me audience now!
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Yesterday, while driving in to the hospital, I stop as I cross the gate to collect a Parking Pass. I overhear a conversation between the female security guard who is handing my pass to me, and another male security guard who is nearby……
Female Guard: “Me nuh know wah do me….me eye dem a scratch me!”
Male Guard: “Cho man, dat easy fe fix. You need some good sex!”
Female guard realizes that I heard the little chat. She starts to laugh, so do I, as well as the male guard.
Female Guard (Talking to her colleague.) : “See you all a mek the doctor laugh after me!”
Male Gaurd (Talking to me.): “Doc, she ‘friad o me you nuh. She nuh waan gimme the work!”
I drive off laughing…not a bad way to start the work day. I suppose Vit S is a cure all. Wonder what the folks down on eyes would have to say about this cure for itchy eyes? I guess the next time your eyes scratching, you can give it a try to see if it really works. It ought to be worth the effort eh!?
Well, this evening the Reggae Boyz go for the Gold Cup against the Cubans. I won’t be able to see it live, as I’ll be trying to bake a likkle bread in private practice. Anyway, good luck to them.
Last thought….about blog comments. Have you ever been in a situation where you read a blog post of one of your regulars….and simply cannot comment? Not because you don’t want to. You want to comment, to let them know you had passed by…but maybe the topic of the post just doesn’t grab you. And, you don’t want to make a comment that is completely out of context. That happened to me a day or two ago. Won’t say whose site…in fact…me nuh too ‘memba whose still! Anyway, I hope that won’t happen to you when you lick this post. Leave a comment, zeen…even if it is outta context. You know that I do this primarily for the feedback. Hope you been having a irie day so far!
February 24th, 2005 at 2:45 pm Bwoy, I doh know, maybe you all feel that I have no comments to leave, but I can’t get into no Blogger comment boxes today so far!
February 24th, 2005 at 3:00 pm Hi Dr. D. I too have been having a ratid time from this morning blogging onto everyone’s blogg, except Stu’s. Live and laugh is my motto for life…..and I am a strong believer that Vit S cures all ailments. LOL Have a great day.
February 24th, 2005 at 10:30 pm Well, now, heres the thing… Blogger is nice, but at the same time, Blogger sux! I know, been there, done that! They have so many people using the Blogger service that their facilities are overloaded. I tell you bloggers inna mi crew what? If you want, I will host your blogs! It will be under MT (as long as MT 2.66 holds out) and you ought to experience much more speed. If oonoo interested, link me for the details nuh?
February 25th, 2005 at 12:25 am Well Doc, Dis yah wan gwine really be out ah contex! Pass on dis to MB fe me. One time im dis post ah link to wan bredda whe did use ah stun gun pon himself. Me tell yuh, me neva laff so hard ina me whole life. Me waan forward de link to some people, but me caan fine it. Link me back.
February 25th, 2005 at 6:03 am I think dat security giard trying to put visine and optrex outta business , lol. since blogger change that comment thing like dem have whole heap a truble.
February 25th, 2005 at 9:38 am Those guards at the front gate always a chat some funny stuff
February 25th, 2005 at 11:11 am bah bah black sheep have you any wool
February 25th, 2005 at 6:50 pm Dr. J…the ‘ointment’ that you alude to may be more of a ‘cream’ still, and perhaps shot on to the affected area rather than applied directly!