Too big, too small?
Whazzup? Well, I have decided to change gears today and mention nutten about crime or violence. Now, I am sure that many of you realize that ever since eons ago, the issue of the size of a man’s genitals have been the topic of nuff rum bar talk, big ups and even embarressment (is so it spell?). I’m sure that you have heard of Freudian penis envy as well.
Ok, so having set the tone for this post, you may realize that you are not going to get any post that is going to leave you thinking here today….then again, you never know….the ladies may just leave here conjuring up large hard images……. 
….who knows? Rude bwoy Doc. at the control today.
Last night at private practice was verrrry slow. Perhaps because holiday weekend coming and people nuh get pay for the month yet. So, I saw all of one patient. A twelve year old I have been seeing with some of the most stubborn acne that I have ever come across…..it jus naw budge with conventional therapy. She has not yet started seeing her menses, so her hormonal levels may well be contributing to the recalcitrant nature of the acne. Anyway, when I was finished seeing her, her mother asks me if I would look at something on her brother…..who is not registered to see me. Anyway, I told her that I would and that if it was something requiring me to take a proper history etc, she would need to get him regsitered.
Next thing I know Mother starts to pull down the shorts and underwear of the nine year old fellow. She then whips out his penis and asks me, “Doc. Him Grandmother feel that suppem wrong wid him. She seh him buddy too small!” 
Poor yute stands there looking quite ‘cute’. I look at the boy’s penis and tell her to dress him up. Yes, he might not have a monster betwixt his legs, but hey, the boy has not yet entered puberty. I told her, “Mummy, just leave him alone. When he goes into puberty and his hormones start to skyrocket, his penis and his testicles will start to grow, he will get hair under his armpits, groin and face and his voice will deepen.” Don’t give the poor yute nuh inferiority complex……. Basically, Grandma jus need to chill. I suppose she just looking out for the future of her grandson still.
A couple years back, when I was doing general practice, I remember one Saturday at about 11 AM, a yute in his twenties, who was about 6ft tall, came to see me. After introducing myself and enquiring what I could do to help him, he tells me, “I think my penis is too small!” Mentally, I start to roll my eyes and ask myself, “So WTF do you think I can do for you in ten minutes today?” Anyway, I go through the motions. Take a look at poor fellow who seems adequately endowed and tell him to dress up. I have a little pep talk with him and try to reassure him seh nutten doh do him. Poor yute probably watching too much porn still.
So, whether you like it or not, people do place a big emphasis on the size of a man……despite the little expression, “It’s not what you got, it’s how you use it.” To many, size does matter. Now, on the feminine side of things, I don’t think I have heard as much discussion about the size of the vagina….do you agree? Sure, breast size is also a big issue, but I can’t say I’ve heard as much chat about the ladies.
I suppose I would be considered inadequate by the ladies (and the Doc. simply won’t ‘low dat) if I were not to provide them with some pictorials to size up. Now I might just warn you girls, if you are squeamish and don’t like the sight of men in the raw, then don’t bother to check the link. However, if you’re a lady that feels she can handle any size work, have your fill! If you click the photos, they will ‘big up’. And, being an equal opportunity blogger, all the rude boyz who want to see some skin, can click MORE, for an ounce (or two) of flesh. Everybody have a nice day, fiiled with all the rewards you have wished for….be they large or small. 
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:43 am
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:21 am Ah clicked on de “have your fill” an’ those don’t look real, Doc! Up to a certain size (whatever that is:) looks fine, but beyond that, de man dem just look gross an’ oversized–plus every woman woulda ‘fraid a dem!
March 22nd, 2005 at 9:26 am Hello Dr. Dr!!! Well we’re all adults here. First things first…..de grandmother is a dangerous ‘homan to be making such negative comments about her granson’s penis. But doc, you are a skin doctor. Why are these patients showing you the size of their penis? BTW-as far as you feeling you’re inadequate in that department-well, maybe a hands on inspection would solve your uncertainty. As far as size is concerned-it is important. If de penis is too small i.e. in girth and length then that would make it difficult for the woman to have an orgasm without additional stimuli. If de penis can’t reach the G spot…..Remember, a woman’s vagina can tek it. If we can bear children, trust me, we can romp good. Anyway, I’m getting too hot blogging about dis. Have a great day.
March 22nd, 2005 at 10:04 am D., D., D., what are we to do with you?!!!
March 22nd, 2005 at 4:02 pm Dr, Dr, Dr…wha yuh ah do wid de peoples…size do matter, but it all depends on personal taste..ahhh ah mean likings….big, small, medium….dem all do de same thing wid de same results
March 22nd, 2005 at 4:36 pm cuhdear grandma ruff den.
March 22nd, 2005 at 6:53 pm ah eeeediat ting dat granny pull…she nuh know bio still and she concerned…suh bless her..as fi de yute..trust me doc..jus like yuh seh dem a watch porn and nuh realize seh ah few man in nuff movie and most are freaks of nature who are always shaved cos it enhances the illusion of size…think bout it..with hair it just looks like a giraffe with its head alone pokin out the trees…unnuh nuh easy at all..heheh
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:35 pm Well, the responses are as I expected…..Scratchie shame tree cut. Melody went looking for a hung hog! Sunny, I had no idea what the woman was going show me….I thought it was a skin thing. Ciya, you forget MB and I have been bredrins for at least 25 years now!?
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:55 pm Wait… Docter D bruck weh, like one big baje kite!
March 22nd, 2005 at 8:56 pm Come to think of it, it seems that Sunshine bruk out too!
March 23rd, 2005 at 6:07 am Rawtid! Dem deh nuh real star!!! And ef dem is - i runnin whey. Nah tell nuh lie still - is granny dem like dat one dat mek all de man dem so lacking in confidence. Poor yute. Good ting you did get to give de mother a talkin to, Doc. Maybe that is one boy who will NOT grow with an inferiority complex.