Yam From Yard
It wasn’t so long ago that the goodly Doctor D posted something about examples of nature imitating something else in life. Well at the time when he posted on that topic, I didn’t have anything to suggest, but I am sure thet the yam above is an excellent example.
Now I have heard it said that many of the younger tourist women who visit Jamaica do so in search of the legendary “big bamboo” that Jamaican men are supposed to possess.
Actually, I’ve also heard that plenty of the tourists come in search of the goodly sensimilla as well, and its a known fact that the rent-a-dreads who they take up with so often can always put their hands on the finest weed that Jamaica has to offer, so you can see that the attraction between the tourist women and the Jamaican rent-a-dreads is a multifaceted thing.
Never the less, I take it as true that a part of the attraction the tourists obviously have for these gentlemen arises from their talents in the ‘big bamboo’ department, real or imagined.
Now I ask you, if our yams come out looking like that, then how much more impressive must the real thing be, huh? Only the tourist ladies can tell us, I guess. Any former tourist ladies reading this? Sing out on the topic nuh?
Anyway, there is a fine example of yam from Yard!
March 29th, 2005 at 7:59 am It would be interesting to see how dat ra$$ yam and pum pum rock were to fare in a ‘mating’!
March 29th, 2005 at 8:55 am Hi Mr. Man-LOL!!! Man, dat yam look like one piece of big bamboo fe true. I’m not a tourist but from the little experience I’ve had, I can attest that there are some fine, fine, FINE specimens of bamboo coming out from Yard. Have a great day.
March 29th, 2005 at 9:43 am No contest, Doc, de pum pum rock woulda mash up de yam! Ciya, that yam prob’ly taste dif’rent from all de rest!
March 29th, 2005 at 5:34 pm Different how Mel??? You mean rawish!?
March 29th, 2005 at 5:50 pm Maybe not just rawish, Doc, but definitely ALIVE! ‘Cause it noh look dead to me!
April 3rd, 2005 at 3:01 am You people have your mind in the gutter!