Know Thyself!

What kind of guy are you?

Do you think you’re more the gutsy type or do you think you have balls of steel? Hard to decide, huh? I guess it would be helpful if you knew what the difference was between “guts” and “balls”? Well look below:

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you going flying somewhere?”

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next.”

So, which kind of guy are you?

2 Responses to “Know Thyself!”

  1. Dr. D. Says:
    Heh heh Well, I know my balls nuh mek outta steel still….. (Then again, me nuh married either!)
  2. sunshine Says:
    Hi Mr. Man-That’s funny. But if my beaufrien evva come home smelling like perfume and lipstick on collar-him will have neither guts nor balls.