Tower Of Babel

Well, the birthday party I mentioned for Tommo (the dog) in my previous post went well. Actually, after speaking to Legal Aid, he said the dog needed nutten. So I didn’t walk with any present. In fact, he told me that they really don’t know the dog’s actual birthday, but his son who loves birthday parties (like any other child) simply ‘decided’ two weeks ago, that yesterday was Tommo’s birthday and that a session was in order to celebrate it. Needless to say, he and Eye Doc (his wife) could do nothing but comply with their child’s wishes. So, it was a nice evening/night..though hot and humid nuh rahtid. Legal Aid did some rather large hot dog sausages on the BBQ, and some jerk pork. That was complimented by VX and coconut water.

The children had a wonderful time watching ‘The Incredibles’ on DVD. You should have seen Tommo when they decided to sing happy birthday to him. Dog siddung pon ground looking most bored like him saying….”WTF is wrong with all o you!?”

Of course, Legal Aid had suggested that Tommo could have used the companionship of a bitch for the birthday…as a ‘house’ dog, poor mutt doesn’t get out much. But, he has beagle in him, so he is a bit on the short side (leg wise that is! ), so he probably would not be able to successfully mount a large breed female. In addition, he has a heart condition…apparently this is a plague of beagles, as their hearts tend to be relatively small for their size, so they can get into cardiac failure easily….a so de Vet tell dem, not me. Anyway, Legal Aid says he has a bredrin whose female should come on heat soon…that dog is about Tommo’s size, so apparently plans are afoot to ‘low them to have a wikid likkle orgy! Guess someone will haffi prips dem still…to mek sure that Tommo does not ‘come and go’ in the same breath…sake of a heart attack!

Imagine, is Monday morning and all I can think about to post is slackness….guess the male in me doing overtime. Anyhow, anodda work week begins today. You all have a good one, and don’t forget to blog and comment nuff!

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