Cell phones again!
From time to time, I and other bloggers have posted little entries about happenings with cell phones. As you may well know, I am one who feels that they do have their place, but hate to be around those who allow them to rule their lives, constantly checking the little screens and worse, those who at the most improper time decide to use them…eg. the lady who answered hers when I was doing a vaginal examination on her when I used to do some General Practice. Yes, a strange man has two fingers in your most private body orifice and your phone rings and you casually answer it! I was in shock.
Anyhow, I mentioned in the little post I did yesterday that I was so taken up by work related happenings that I hadn’t a clue as to what was a gwaan ’bout the place. As a result, one of my readers decided to enlighten me. What follows is an apparent news article from the town of Negril at the western end of the island.
“Pandemonium broke out at a shopping mall in Negril on Monday, when a cellular phone which was stolen from a female shopper was found after it rang from within another shopper’s vagina. Some bystanders were amused over the happenings, but some chided the young woman for sinking so low that she even embarrassed other women.
The event took place minutes past 1pm, when a woman went into a store in the popular Negril shopping centre, to purchase an item. On leaving the store, she realised she had left her cell phone inside after completing her transaction. According to eyewitnesses, the owner of the phone went back inside the building to retrieve her communication device but it was missing from the place that she had left it.
She queried about the phone but the operators and other customers who were inside the store said they did not see it. While the woman was searching for her phone, a woman who was acting quite suspiciously, was about to slip through the door when she was confronted about the incident. She denied knowledge of the missing phone before stepping outside, but the owner of the phone and others followed her outside and accosted her once more about the instrument. Once more, the nervous looking woman denied having knowledge of it.
A crowd had gathered by then and at that point, one of the women helping in the search to retrieve the cell phone asked the owner for the number and began dialling. When the connection was made, the phone was heard ringing between the woman’s legs. She was then held and her underwear partially removed and the ringing/vibrating phone was found stuck in her body cavity.
The phone was plucked from its hiding place by the irate owner, who told the crowd she was going to have it properly sanitized before using it again. According to one man however, “Mi nuh wan’ dat deh phone fi use again, mi would dash it weh.”
I doh think I woulda want the phone again miself.
Cell phones…what would we do widout dem?
That’s it from me today. The work still a lick shot. Any comments?
July 28th, 2005 at 10:07 am mmm mmmmmm!
July 28th, 2005 at 10:37 am Good grief! No Shame! No Shame At All! Of course, one the flipside is the concept that she never thought she would get caught, so it never occurred to her that it would embarass her. Ah boy!
July 28th, 2005 at 11:10 am Yuh really out of it Doc cuz that article came out probably a year ago. Hush…..
July 28th, 2005 at 1:42 pm I was about to say I heard that story a while back.But that woman real ridiculous to go that low just for a phone.
July 28th, 2005 at 2:28 pm Story new tuh me, so yuh safe wid me Doc. Lordee…put she privates dat big, or de phone dat small which one. people have nuh shame atall.
July 28th, 2005 at 3:43 pm First me hear it Scratch. She mussi badly off to haffi tief a cell phone…denm practically giving dem weh…unless of course u have money to waste on those that tek picha!
July 28th, 2005 at 5:22 pm ROFLMAO Man, you give me the first good belly laugh of the week. Shameless, utterly shameless.
July 29th, 2005 at 11:45 am D….that one was shocking….
July 29th, 2005 at 11:46 am PS: di coffee in mi stomach a roll!!!
July 30th, 2005 at 1:45 am Damn of all things…
July 31st, 2005 at 1:29 pm actually the story about the lady who answered the call while ya was checking her out is real disturbing too.
August 1st, 2005 at 9:12 pm i wouldnt use that phone again.