Oh, to be King!
Hail up. I guess by the title you are wondering if all of a sudden I have acquired Royal genes…. (actually, I have always been Royalty…but I keep it quiet!
) You shall henceforth refer to me as King Dr. D!…..no, not quite. Is joke me running.
I was just skimming through the Gleaner and stumbled across an article which is not too long and makes interesting reading….at least I think so. Now, apparently the King of Swaziland, a country with an alarming HIV infection rate, needs to choose a new bride….she will be number 13 (THIRTEEN) to rahtid! (As we woulda seh out here….Respec due rude bwoy!) So, in order that the King may have an ample selection of nubile young women from which to make his selection, 50,000 virgins danced before him! Each hoping to become the chosen one. Bwoy, I tell you…some of us live..others merely try to hustle up an existence! Oh, to be King. 
I wonder if my yute (but what a way I bright a style the King as my yute eh! ) use boots and practice safe sex!? Just a thought.
“I will make it a promise for the week coming which should see me not under too much pressure for time etc. Then again, that’s the plan, but one never knows wah kinda shyte a lurk ’round the corner……..”
That is a quote from my previous entry. Well, Sunday night at about 10:30 I was driving home and about three minutes away from the yard at a reasonably good clip….all of a sudden I notice that the temperature gauge on the Integra is running on hot! (Cuss nuff claat! 
) A wah de ra$$ wrong now?? Anyhow, I made it home and realized that another water hose inna de engine did buss! So, that was the shyte lurking round the corner as I had to have it fixed yesterday. Never cost nuh whole heap of money…so I will say it coulda worse. After all, at least Katrina did not head in our direction. She woulda suck we up like a turbo charged Hoover to rahtid! Seems like them people who she blew going be under flood water for a while. Boy, look like Mother Nature very angry in recent times.
Have a good day people.
August 30th, 2005 at 9:58 am boy katrina hit hard boy. i feel sorry fa them folks. big up the king of swaziland. i man aint want no thirteen wives though, one duz give me enuff truble
August 30th, 2005 at 3:21 pm yea, dat King nuh easy atall…wunna know dat he onlee bout 36 or so and got a U.S education, ah wonda wha dem been teachig him. But he been unda some stress, cause de new gal ah de kingdom, some ah dem ah protess bout he picking dem fi he wife. most times, he just walk up, see chick he like and next day, she he wife, whether she like it or not. He had impossed a sex ban on de girls fi 6mths, but lift it heself when it did time tuh choose wifey…then he turn round and impose ah fine pun heself fi breaking de ban.
August 30th, 2005 at 3:30 pm One time I saw a documentary on 60 mins about the KIng.One the girls he chose mother was protesting against it.Naturally,she lost and the girl became wife no whatever.
August 30th, 2005 at 10:00 pm I’m a simple man. I don’t want more than one wife, thats trouble. I wouldn’t need more than three concubines at a time, and I think it would be hard to select a new one out of 10,000. I don’t think I’d want to be King… just a reasonably successful playa!
August 30th, 2005 at 10:50 pm
August 31st, 2005 at 2:53 am The swaziland king no easy. I’m very familiar with his exploits they like to write about him in the Wallstreet Journal. The king man all trying fi get 20 million dollar jet while the rest of him kingdom starving. Glad seh Katrina spare us as that was one bad huricane.
August 31st, 2005 at 7:54 am Hi Dr. D. Well it’s no different from when China had concubines. Doan know if they had to be virgins or a certain age. Hmmmm….I wonder what it would like to be a Queen with that kind of status.
August 31st, 2005 at 7:55 am P.S. Let me clairfy that last comment-I wonder how it would feel if women had the same opportunity to choose many husbands.
August 31st, 2005 at 8:42 am Might not be quite the same scenario Sunny…but look pon Liz Taylor…how many hubbys she gone….eight?