More bang for your buck….

OK, is a long time since I mek two post in one day. Recently, it seems as if Mad Bull feel seh him is the only man inna dem parts who can tell joke. Well, hear wah? We going see if we can chage dat inna 2006. So, here goes…..have a laff on Doc!

Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on the following three conditions:

1) $100.00 to do it on the grass.
2) $200.00 to do it on a couch.
3) $300.00 to do it in the bed.

In the morning a British bloke walks in and slaps a $100 note on the table. So they went out and did it on the grass.

Soon, an American fellow walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table. So they head for the couch and did it there.

About the end of the day, a Jamaican man walks in and slaps $300 on the table. Happy from seeing the money the prostitute says,
“Wow,…you have class”.

The Jamaican responds, “Class mi rass … three times pon the grass.”

7 Responses to “More bang for your buck….”

  1. Stunner Says:
    LOL!!! How yuh mean, yuh know jamdown man haffi get di most out of him money! Good one Dr.D!
  2. kami Says:
    LOL
  3. Dax Montana Says:
    Lurking…
  4. Mad Bull Says:
    Been there, heard this…
  5. scratchie Says:
    MB not giving yuh a ease up at all….
  6. CoolDestiny Says:
    Look like MB a “bad mind” yu joke. It tough still. Gave me a good laugh.
  7. sunshine Says:
    LOL-Funny one doc