Tower Of Babel

No, I am not stoned on some high grade…dat shyte is not my style. Anyway, I not lingering, I did a peice of oversleeping dis morning…guess my body was a bawl out fe rest…when I awakened earlier and looked at my bedside clock it was all of 7:40 AM! So I am here rushing the cuppa Earl Grey and about to hog down some breakfast before heading to the cuarto de bano. Anyway, I have a likkle joke to let off on y’all. Mek we see if de rude yute Mad Bull a go try bad up dis yah one. Here goes…

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, “Wha gwaan?” The monkey says, “Yu wan some?.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they burn the herb. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and that he’s
going to get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the river and leans over to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so high that he leans too far over, and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and
swims over to the lizard, helping him to the side, then asks, “What’s the matter
with you?” The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree
smoking a spliff with a monkey and got too stoned, which caused him to fall into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he’s got to check this monkey out and walks off, where he finds the tree and the monkey is still sitting and puffing on his joint. He looks up and says “Hey you! The Monkey looks down and says, “A wah de Bloodclaat dis?!……A how much water you drink?!!”

Peace.

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