All I Got Was a Tee Shirt
When I was about 20 or 21, my sister-in-law gave me a tee shirt, for Christmas, I think it was… the front of the tee shirt had a caption : “Liquor up front” and on the back, it had the caption : “Poker in the back”.
Beneath the caption on the front was a pussy cat with a glass mug of beer, and on the back, the same pussy cat was sitting holding a poker hand of cards, a royal strait flush in fact.
The idea that was being brought across had nothing whatsoever to do with liquor or with cards, however. Click the link below to find out what the stuff on that tee shirt really meant.
Liquor Lick her up front…
Poker Poke her in the back.
I still think that it was a clever tee shirt, but the pictures should have been of the lady above, Rasta! Of course, you should have kinda got the idea if you saw the pussy cat that was on the shirt still… When I saw these pictures though, it just brought that tee shirt back to mind… 
Bigup to Tera Patrick whose pictures (shown above) were stolen from a guy who stole them from the FHM Magazine website, ladies and gentlemen! She sweet, nuh true! Thanks for the tee shirt again, Nics…
Tonight, I am more dealing with the literal meaning of the caption that was on the front of that tee shirt though… “Liquor up front”… I am going to knock back two drinks of rum! Fuck this fucking gout business to rass!