Man Cannot Live by Football Alone
Hail up to all crew! Did you watch the Brazil - Ghana match yesterday? Wow! What a match. Ghana basically was outperforming Brazil in every area for about 70 minutes of the match! They were just unable to finish! Brazil, on the other hand were not goal shy. They won the game three-nil! Talk about winning against the run of the game, bwoy! I agree with the Ghanaian coach that Brazil’s second goal was scored by a player who was in an offside position, actually, but this is football, nuh true. It isn’t perfect.
Still, as the title of this post posits, man cannot live by football alone. So what else is going on for me to chat with you all about. I checked the logs of this site and do you know what I noticed? Apart from the usual referrals I notice in the Tower’s logs from people searching for “wearing white after labour day and a few looking for porn (the nastiest search of which was wiping arses porn! Ugh! Dah breddah deh nasty! Whats sexy about that?), I saw a number of searches for Christine Straw who was Miss Jamaica World 1998 (she barely beat Seven for the position, actually) and also, Miss Jamaica Universe 2004.
Yeah, Christine Straw is a beautiful woman, well worth searching out, IMHO! I decided to follow a couple of the links that the search threw up myself and I eventually came across Global Beauties. Seems that the world is gearing up for another Miss Universe competition! Anyway, while glancing through the Global Beauties site, I noticed that they had interviews (containing pictures) with the contestants from Brazil and Ghana! “Cool!”, I thought. “Here is an opportunity to look at how a World Cup of Beauty match between the two nations would have turned out!”. 
Above, we have Angela Ansare from Ghana, she is Miss Ghana Universe 2006, she is 21 years old and she is 6′2″! That means she is too young for me and she is too tall for me! Does that deter me? No Rasta! The girl looks like a million bucks! I would still date her (if I were single, of course!) She look hot! Click on Angela’s picture to go to the Global Beauties webpage with her interview and with more pictures of this beauty! Bwoy, she definitely needs to go into modelling, but at the same time, I hope she avoids the scrawny, super meagre, model look!
Above, we have Rafaela Zanella, Miss Brazil Universe. She is only 19 years old! My word! She too looks like a million bucks, and she will represent her country well! Click upon her picture to go read up her interview with Global Beauties as well. Yeah, she is pretty and she looks like she would have a nice body and ting. Still, oonoo notice that she won’t open up her mouth and smile? Check out her interview! In none of the pictures does she crack her lips and reveal her choppers! Wah mek? Hmmm…
For me, the clear winner of this beauty matchup is Ghana, and its not just because she can show us her teeth either! Look at her beautiful face! Her sexy pout! Check out the dawta’s flawless complexion! Coo pon di legs! She a say one, my yute! Miss Ghana Universe 2006 runs this show, bwoy! Ghana may have lost out to Brazil on the football field, but in the Beauty Pageant Arena, they take top honours, IMHO! Ghanaians, wave up oonoo flag!
Respect to Global Beauties, still…