Tower Of Babel

Respec’ to all crew. Bwoy, there are so many tings going on, and yet I have no time right now to sit and chat with oonoo. I know you all are thinking that I am ignoring you though and I don’t want you to feel that way. I tell you what, I am going to give you a couple of jokes. These ought to tide you over till I can get some time and some worthwhile content together for you…

Busted!

Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and he also plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

Uh oh! Where do I line up to get a wife like that then?

Of course, there is more…

Ok, let me run the joke from the top again…

Busted!

Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and he also plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin?”.

His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team.”.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,”How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”.

“I recognize her, she’s the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, Honey.”.

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, “Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”.

Dave’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4
letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, “Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time, huh?”.

You liked that one, right? Ok, heres one for the Geeks.

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, “I’m really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I’ll date you for a week”.

The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, “Turn me back into a princess and I’ll date you for a whole year!”. The programmer smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, “What’s wrong with you? I’m a beautiful princess whose promised to date you for a year and you won’t even kiss a frog?”

“I’m a programmer,” he replies. “I don’t have time for dating…. But a talking frog is pretty neat.”.

Here is one about some redneck named “Bubba”… By the way, does anyone know if there really is anyone who goes by the name “Bubba”? What a weird name! Anyways, here goes…

Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, “Is it true they’re suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?
“Yes, Bubba, sure is true.” responded the lawyer.
“And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?”
“Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?”
“Cause I was wonderin’, think I could sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I’ve slept with?”….

Ok, there you go, y’all have got your money’s worth! Now, GET BACK TO WORK!!!!

Whats up with the picture of the plane? Nothing… I just liked it and wanted to post a picture with this post, and so there you are… Yes, I realise it has nothing to do with the post… Its a picture of a jet which is in the US Navy’s Blue Angels. Pretty, innit?

Anyway, I am gone. Till next time…

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