The question…
OK, I suppose it is time for me to post the answer, or rather the question that I asked the patients that prompted the answers….’not anymore than anybody else’….and, ‘not really.’ Well, most of you who thought it had suppem to do with sex were correct. I think of all the respondents, Pauline came closest to winning the virtual million. Now, I doh know if any of you ever notice that posts of sexual nature usually get nuff comments?? Like the one Mad bull did recently ’bout toe sucking! I guess that says suppem about us being sexual beings…nuh true? Well, nutten wrong wid dat in my opinion. I guess time will tell if this post gets a lot of comments. If not…then a jus so.
Anyway, let me stop beating ’round the bush, keeping you in a state of readiness, arousal and ting, and being what us rude bwoyz used to refer to girls who would give man certain kinda sexual vibez and ting, and when the time come to deliver she chicken out…..a cocktease! (Not insinuating that I man woulda be teasing any man cock but mi own!) The question that was asked was, “Are you sexually active?” Now, patient number one was a lady in her thirties who replied, “Not really!” My response to that was, “Well what do you mean by not really, you either are or you aren’t.” It is kinda like saying that you not really pregnant!? 
Hear what my girl goes on to say. “Well doctor, I don’t think I am sexually active as I don’t go on top!” (Me nearly dead wid laugh but had to maintian a certain degree of professional bedside manner!) I guess that by not going on top that makes her sexually passive eeh?
Now, the second patient was a thirteen year old yute inna him kakhi school uniform who was referred to the clinic with ‘bumps on his privates’. When taking his history, I asked the same question. His reply, “Not anymore than anybody else!” As if to seh, ‘A wah wrong wid you doah…of course me having sex!’ Now, probing a bit further, eventually this yute indicated to me that he had three current partners, and in most cases, condoms did not come into play. I kinda had to turn Big Brother/Daddy to him and give him some advice to help protect him from the kinda worries that he may face if he continues to walk in dem woods without ’shoes’. Prickle soon stick him, and not inna him foot…some place else. Also had to tell him that him too young to be tekking on sex and with them amount of partners. After all, he already had genital warts at his tender age. (I nuh know about y’all, but at thirteen sex was suppem that was more of a fantasy than anything else to me! 
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Anyhow, I saw him once more after a treatment protocol was laid out for him and he was then wart free.
So, I suppose I will send Pauline the virtual million…..if you don’t see it your bank account, blame the ‘on line system!’ 
Now, I won’t bodda to ask any of you the same question. However, if you wish to answer the question….feel free. It just might add some good old Caribbean spices to the comment box. Anyway, the clock here on the compi is telling me to hurry up and finish breakfast….the boyz room a shout me….More time.
October 11th, 2006 at 10:21 am Lawdhaffmurcy that was funny. Den tell me now, little 13yo into khaki having sex and all have 3 partners? I’m shocked!!!
October 11th, 2006 at 10:26 am I meant unequivocally. Jeez what’s wrong with my head?
October 11th, 2006 at 11:31 am Well, I was totally way off on the question being miss goody 2 shoes with my dermatological questions … boring bitch I am. But the 30 odd year old woman, clearly comes from the more conservative parts of Jamaica for her to think that. Young people arehaving sex earlier and earlier each day so the 13 y/o didn’t really surprise me. Him betta watch him step. Gela, I’m sure you’ve seen the email going around about the Benefits of Sex. If not, let me know so I can send it to you. It does work wonders and cures many ails … works hand in hand with good old Water.
October 11th, 2006 at 12:12 pm Ah read that dermatologists ask diet-related questions when eliminatin’ allergies as de cause behind some conditions — so ah was guessin’ that a diet-related question coulda approach de matter o’ fibre intake & regularity, flatulence, & such de like. Was way off base. But what that woman said was hilarious: she dweet, but not so lively.
October 11th, 2006 at 5:52 pm Damn! That juvenile don’t play! I haven’t reached his levels as yet, as old as I am. Not really? Right. Trying to sound like a saint.
October 11th, 2006 at 7:57 pm LOL at Gela! I wonder is which doc that you saw at Andrew’s Gela. I have a couple classmates who work there sometimes….I assume that the Rx that he was prescribing for sex was not going to be given as an injection by him personally!
October 11th, 2006 at 11:34 pm Yea!!! Me rich! Me rich!!! I’ll check to make sure de vitual million dollars is in my virtual bank account. Thanks Doc!!
October 12th, 2006 at 12:16 pm My nurse friends at ‘UC’ one day tell me about the girl who tell the doctor she don’t know how she get pregnant, she ‘never do it’. The doctor go to the window, staring at the sky. The nurse say, ‘Doc, what you looking for?’ Doc say, ‘The star of the East, my child, this must be an immaculate conception.’
October 12th, 2006 at 8:34 pm Wow,13 yr old boy with multiple partners? Am kinda shocked.
October 12th, 2006 at 9:28 pm The woman was funny. The bwoy want to go study him books!
October 12th, 2006 at 10:21 pm ha ha ha, i like the lady’s comment that is hilarious
October 12th, 2006 at 11:12 pm LOL!!! Sexualy passive is right! Dat was a good one. Mi nuh tink I coulda hold it in at all!! 13 yr old having sex with multiple partners and contacting a disease doesn’t surprise me @ all! Dem pickney yah a gwaan bad now a days! Council big bro Dr. D!
October 12th, 2006 at 11:15 pm Ok, the post was funny albeit upsetting about the 13 year old, but Gela’s comment was hilarious!! Did the good doctor offer an injection? The sexually active 13 year old with three partners and genital warts is a VERY scary reality. Damn.
October 12th, 2006 at 11:16 pm At 13 I could only listen to de big bwoy dem tell lie bout sex. Times have really changed!
October 13th, 2006 at 12:34 am Yeahman CD, ah know about the joys me dear but ah cyan bodder to hot up mi heart right ya now without really being connected. Been dere, done dat and it hard. Ah claim dat ah waiting on the ‘right’ one. Although i’ve been getting plenty offers to ‘catch up muh stomach’ in the meantime (some quite tempting)…… Yu know how they say dat a man can have sex and separate it from love while a woman can’t (even if they think they can).
October 14th, 2006 at 11:42 am Its a different day and stage - so many people sexually active at a young stage, but even worse it seems a large segment of our population remains ignorant. The Caribbean and Latin America is actually a relatively high risk zone for HIV.
October 14th, 2006 at 1:10 pm I dont understand how u people get so many comments and i dont! i am so taking down my blog cause its not like anybody reads it anyway.