Stiff!

Now, those of you who know me well enough may be wondering if I am referring to my manhood as being stiff….sorry to disappoint the ladies but it isn’t (at least not at the moment!) OK, so what am I trying to get across to you all? For some strange reason, since about 11:30 AM today, the right side of my jaw (in the region of the masseter muscle…the one that you use for chewing) is painful and stiff. It hurt nuh rass for me to have my lunch today….some healthy BBQ KFC with cole slaw. Chewing is painful and difficult. Is not a tooth problem….jus went dentist last week Monday and had mi teeth cleaned and all else seemed Ok. I was watching it initially to see if it would guweh…but it hasn’t. So, I got a colleague to write me a script for some Voltaren (Diclofenac) SR 75mg bd, and I took that along with two Beserol (a muscle relaxer mixed with Paracetamol) and had that with my dinner…which luckily happened to be chicken soup. I could hardly chew the solid stuff in the soup. I hope things feel less stiff in a while or I man a go start get worried….(one of the few times I can think of a man wanting to not be stiff eeh?) Anyhow…I hope that I will see some improvement in a while….

Had the displeasure of driving on South Camp Road last week Thursday to go to private practice. Seems it has been dug up to lay pipes (there I go again…) for the upcoming World Cup Cricket (a sport that doh too thrill me) but the road has been reduced to a dirt track and dustbowl. It took me all of ten minutes to make it to turn left on to Windward Road and this was in the Skyline: there was no traffic (I suppose all who knew about the state of the road avoided it). Now, the reason I went that way is ’cause of the ‘ruption that was a gwaan with rival gangs near the end of Mountain View Raod the day before. So, as one man who really nuh have plans to find out how stray shot (or any shot for that matter) feel, I took South Camp Road as an alternative. Naw go deh Thursday dis week doh…..suppose you saw the dust on the cyar when I reached the office…and the vehicle did jus done wash! Aaah bwoy. I hope the road will be restored to some semblance of order before March…or it will be a national embarressment!

Re my wheels…..vehicle was finally cleared from the wharf today…apparently there is now a whole heap of red tape involved that did not exist previously…..rude yute called to say that the vehicle looks kriss. So, I will have to be looking about paperwork between regular work tomorrow, so that I can have her ready to tour by Friday nite of this week….with all documentation in place. Keeping fingers, toes and other appendages crossed! -)

Other than that, I been aite, been having some good days at work, most of my patients (public and private) are doing well, so that at the end of the day, I man feel seh me mekkin a difference….it does help to give you some impetus to go to work……plus, today was payday….so there was that to look forward to as well.

Bwoy, I been typing for about fifteen minutes or so, and this jaw still feel stiffish and a bit painful…maybe I shudda go hol a lay down or watch some TV for a while…least it may help to take my mind off it. OK, off to destiff….

18 Responses to “Stiff!”

  1. Mad Bull Says:
    Good to hear from you. Glad my ride has reached. Yow me up when it ready for me to come rev it.
  2. Dyl Says:
    Hey, you don’t have to write so much.
  3. Leon Says:
    Sorry about your condition. I think I took Voltaren before.
  4. kami Says:
    You always have me grinning the way you pun on words. Hope tomorrow you will be all destiffed.Maybe the new wheels will make all the troubles go away
  5. Dr. D. Says:
    Ok, things much less stiff and painful this morning… BTW, for some strange reason, I am not able to comment on most of the ‘blogger’ sites that I prips…..
  6. scratchie Says:
    Hope the paperwork for the ride goes smoothly and the pain gets better shortly. I drove South Camp yesterday. They were paving along North Street towards it so hopefully in a couple of weeks things will get back to normal. Dirt track is right.
  7. bakannal Says:
    try som rum fi de jaw nah…nu’n to lose.
  8. Desiree Says:
    Ouch to the sore jaw! I see since then you commented it is less sore. Good to hear that your patients are doing well, it is great when you can see progress (in the positive direction).
  9. Stunner Says:
    Hope the jaw get better soon, suh yuh can roll in comfort when yuh pick up the ride i drove on South Camp ‘track’ some time ago, I cuss some *#^##!%@^@*, not until it finish will I venture on that death trap! So Port Royal and airport out of the picture cause mi not dodging nuh bullets!
  10. Pauline Says:
    Doc: Glad your jaw is feeling is feeling somewhat better.I’m sure you know the drill (no pun intended) if the pain isn’t totally gone soon. Smooth cruising in your criss car.
  11. Remnants Says:
    I am no doctor but my jaw gets stiff & hurts when I eat something with too much vinegar. Barbecue sauce has some, but for me when I have too mustard or pickles. Good luck with your jaw & your car.
  12. jdid Says:
    havent been making my regular rounds or posting in a while, work have me under heavy manners. sorry about the jaw, hope it feeling better now. of course i want to know which lass ya proposition that slap ya cross ya face? ya need to stop chat so much slackness man somegal nuh like it -) regarding the road dig up well in barbados we would say dem doing de roads ‘fa cup’ ya can read dat as world cup or otherwise -) best of luck getting the wheels hopefully by next post you’ll have good news
  13. Dr. D. Says:
    Thanks for all the comments peeps. Jaw is A OK now, and I went to prips the wheels in the evening yesterday….man it look suweet! I am hoping to have it by tomorrow evening…but if not, then early next week.
  14. gela Says:
    lol@jdid. Hehe. True Kami saying, I actually start smiling with anticipation from I see there’s a new post. New car for the weekend. Wow. You must be thrilled. Just in time for ‘jazz’ if you going.
  15. Campfyah Says:
    Just passing thru and hailing yuh..hope yuh feeling better. Glad things in both praticies doing irie..so wha kindo ride you getting
  16. guyana-gyal Says:
    Now Dr. D, if it was us ordinary people, we would be RUSHING to the doctor. And there you are, not a mention of going back to the dentist or going to a doc!! Hope you’re okay.
  17. teenage perfectionist Says:
    lol u crazy man lol
  18. CoolDestiny Says:
    I have a few naughty thoughts as to why the jaw so stiff but I will reserve my comments . I too don’t dig the cricket and have avoided South Camp Road like the plague. Make sure yu post a pic of the new wheels when yu get it.