No, MF….YOU Eat It!!
Sup mfs. I wanted to share an experience with you and see what you think.
Do you have mfs in your office/workplace that bring in random azz food and expect all y’all to eat that shyt? There’s a mf here that STAYS comin’ into work lookin’ crazy as a mf. Panties showin, hair still wet, cat hair all on her clothes.
Rule #1 for bringing food to work: If you’re gonna bring in shyt for public consumption, at LEAST look like you didn’t just stop, drop, AND mf roll on a filthy azz carpet.
But that’s not it, though. She actually sent an email to the entire association. Peep this shyt:
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From: Jenn
Sent: Monday, January 22, 2007 11:35 AM
Subject: Turkish treat in kitchenCame from my relatives who just visited Turkey—seems like honey, pistachio and coconut. Eat it!
____________REALLY, Jenn?!! A turkish mf treat? Are you serious? Nothing Turkish is a mf treat. And notice she said, “SEEMS LIKE honey, etc.” MF SEEMS LIKE??
SEEMS LIKE?
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Aw man! 
This post had me rolling! Its by “Dat MF” from “Thoughts of an Angry Black Man“. Go read it, it was funny!
February 14th, 2007 at 11:33 am Seems like…I love that….. We have these old ladies at work, who bring in the driest bread to eat…..dry bread? What am i oliver twist???
February 15th, 2007 at 1:47 pm *GASP* Did you just call us all “MF”s???
February 20th, 2007 at 1:33 pm That guy is soooo funny. He has a couple entries about bad ass kids that I literally had to get up from my desk and go to the bathroom I was laughing so hard.