Crosses….

Posted in General on March 29th, 2007 by Dr. D

OK, maybe its time to say suppem…no, I haven’t got any mind boggling news to share. Let’s just say that I got home a bit earlier tonight than I usually do on Thusday….private practice was a bit slow tonight…all of four patients…so I left at 6:30 PM. Traffic coming home wasn’t bad, which is a bit unusual for rainy weather….rahtid, rain been falling for about ten or twelve days now. Not that I mind it still…..nights cool and place a very emerald green. So, I have a bit of bloggage time.

What else a gwaan? Ok, maybe I can share a little true story with mi peeps. ‘Bout a week ago I went out on a solo move passing thru one of Kingston’s night spots. Headed for the bar where I ordered a VX and coconut water, and started sipping on same while surveying the place. Wasn’t very packed which I don’t mind as one who nuh too love tight crowds. Eventually, after looking around I saw a lass sitting alone at a table for two and from my vantage point, she never look too bad so I eventually walked over and asked if she minded if I joined her. She said that I should be her guest and I took up the other seat. Her drink was on the finishing and being a gentleman (yeah right, more like rude bwoy on the prowl) I asked her what she was having….”Red wine” was the reply. I roped een the ‘tender and ordered another drink for her.

She was wearing a blouse which showed up nuff cleavage. She had them smaller kinda breasts with perky nipples that were not exactly hiding the fact that she was braless beneath the blouse. I much prefer too little than too much in the mammary region still… She had on jeans that hugged her curves pretty well. Soon, the music changed, and the DJ started playing some choice Reggaeton tracks and we both started to bounce. She asked me if I like Reggaeton and I replied in the affirmative. Next she asked me if I could habla espanol, and I told her yes, pretty well. I asked her if she knew Spanish and she said no, but wanted to learn. We chatted small talk for about another half hour and danced to a few tunes at which time she told me she had to leave.

I asked her how she was going home and she took her car keys out of her small handbag. It was a bit after midnite and I told her that I didn’t think she should drive home solo on the streets of City Kingston. She said it was no problem to her, but I insisted that I follow her and eventually she said I could. She lived in Havendale.

After about a fifteen minute drive, she pulled into her driveway and I saw her to the door where she said it was nice meeting me. We switched digits and I told her I would call her the following day to arrange a link up…probably for dinner or the like.

I called her at about midday the next day…it was a Saturday, she was having her hair done and said she would call back when she was finished. She rang me back at about 2 PM and we chatted again. I asked her what plans she had for the night, she said none apart from TV. So, I decided to ask her out for dinner….suggested Chinese and she said fine…pick up at 8 PM.

Showered, put on some decent cologne and ‘ting and pulled up at her gate at about 7:45 PM in the Accord. She was waiting on the verandah……but to my surprise…the girl was in shorts for a dinner date! And I talking shorts weh print out the buff to rass! Now, I man balls produce testosterone, but I was planning to take this girl to a decent restaurant to eat Chiney food….if she was going to wear that get up, I think the venue woulda haffi change! (Much as I didn’t too mind what I was seeing thru the shorts still…)

So when she jumped into the cyar and sat on the leather of my front seat I asked her if she remembered that we were going to eat, to which she replied yes. I then asked her if she was comfortable going to dinner in shorts. Yes again. (Hmmm…I am now starting to think to myself…..is wah kinda girl dis??)

Driving on the way I now decide that we are going to Bamboo Village Restaurant where we can probably hold a secluded seat, rather than at Dragon Court where most tables kinda deh pon de front page o de restaurant.

On the way she starts to fiddle with the CD player in my wheels and next thing I know, she wanted to change the CD that was playing (Shaggy, Clothesdrop……btw, not that I meant any clothes to drop stilll)…but she wanted to hear suppem elase…like Reggaeton…which I did have. Anyhow, girl didn’t know what to do and next thing I see ‘Error’ coming up on the screen for the CD player and all music stop bloodclaat play! I was not exactly amused as I told her that I would have changed it, as it is a bit technical if you have never used it before. So I got a bit pissed. Realizing that I was a bit cheesed off she said she was sorry and I pulled over and switched the engine off and restarted the car. That is what has to be done and the player spat out the CD that got stuck in it. I loaded the Reggaeton CD and all was well and we continued on our way. She started to bounce to the track and asked me if I was still vex, told her no I was alright.

Next question was what I did for a living. I told her I was a doctor…didn’t get into the details of being a dermatologist. Rass!! When she heard I was a medic it was as if her glad bag buss! “You’re a doctor!? That’s great!” (Wasn’t such a big deal to me…but whatever floats your boat!) I am now getting vibes that this lass may well be a gladys looking for a man with some semblance of stability (perhaps a professional) to link.

We reach the restaurant and I see a waiter that has served me before. I yow up de bredrin and tell him I need a table for two…but well secluded. “No problem boss!” He shows us to a small room in which we are the only people and we sit down.

After he took our order, let’s call her Sherice, moves her chair to come and sit beside me rather than across from me. She then askes if she can have wine, and I told her yes. In fact I decided to join her. Our waiter brings two glasses of Merlot and while we wait on food she starts to drink and chat. “You know, I have always admired doctors for their work, and not to mention how much money they make!” I didn’t say anything in response to the comment. Next thing I know, Sherice is moving even closer to me and has a hand resting on my thigh. I still don’t say anything, apart from, ‘You seem pretty comfortable with me for someone you just met last night.” Her reply is that,”I get good vibes from you!” I chuckled at the comment and then I feel her hand moving up towards my crotch, which she starts stroking. Though I am not too happy with the vibes I was getting from her, things start to get hard in my jeans (hey, I’m male)……eventually the waiter arrives with our order and her stroking pauses while we eat. Food was good, sweet and sour pork, shrimp fried rice and a special chow choy. For dessert she had ice cream and I had a slice of rum cake.

I had plans to go for drinks after, but somehow, this girl was moving a bit too fast for me, so I had another drink there with her and then paid the bill. I decided against another stop except maybe at her house if she invited me in. While driving home, she starts feeling up mi hood again, in fact, that went on all the way driving to her house, and she slipped her hand under my shirt and was stroking the hair on my lower belly and playing with my nipples.

We reach to her house and I park on the sidewalk and she says that I must come in for a drink……informing me that,”My parents are sleeping….” I think to myself, I will go in, but clearly this girl is going to want a work, but it seems she has motives….thinks I am some loaded doctor. Well, I may be loaded, but not with the type of load that she really looking! I follow her on to the verandah and she says she will soon be back with a drink for me, apologizing that she only has rum….not that I was complaining. Next thing I know, before she comes back outside, the light on the verandah goes off and it is only the glow of the sodium vapour street lamp that is lighting up the front porch. She sits beside me in a chair that can fit two and we start to drink…she doing most of the talking. The crotch groping starts again and next thing I know she pulls my belt and zipper feeling for my hood in my boxers, which is again getting hard. I hold her hand stopping her…….She looks up at me, “I want you, now!” I say to myeslf, “Wah de rass wrong wid you….everything being laid before you and you having second thoughts….” I pushed her hand away and told her I was sorry. I just started getting bad vibes. All of a sudden I saw crosses…..for all I know boots a go buss, or some unwanted pregnancy and a life ‘o crosses and misery follow me to blurdcleat! I fixed my crotch and pulled up my zipper and told her I was leaving. Of course, she seemed dispapointed. I left and told her I would call, but I haven’t. She has, however, and wants to link again. But I’m not really interested.

What y’all think? I know nuff of you rude dudes are saying to yourself, “Yow, you shoulda did kill it!” But hey, I’m not 24 years old anymore. Not everything that comes on the offering has to be taken, you seeit? That would have been raw sex (and quite likely baited too). Not that nutten wrong wid raw sex sometime, but usually, I prefer to be the one to make them kinda advances……..I just didn’t like the vibes this girl was a ‘let off’ (that’s a pun on words btw!) Anyhow, you cyaan seh I never give you nutten to read. Buss some comments nuh and have a good weekend when it comes.

Calm after…

Posted in General on March 22nd, 2007 by Dr. D

Yow crew. I’m alive and well. Preparations for the event that was absorbing my time over the last six weeks are now behind me. All went well. Does not necessarily mean that I will have more time to blog. The reason why I am writing now is that I have been tossing and turning in the bed since 3AM. Not sure why that is.

I have closed down comments on a previous entry as the rass spammers have been infesting it. I just deleted 62 links to nutten but porn!

What else a gwaan….well, not a lot. My neighbours had some misfortune. Their granddaughter in the US, passed away in a car accident in Florida at the tender age of 21. She was a beautiful girl (both physically and personalitywise). They are constantly in my thoughts. I guess I will end by saying to all, be careful on the roads. Thats about it for now. Tek it easy.

Weh Dem Ah Do?

Posted in Entertaining on March 21st, 2007 by Mad Bull

Is pure music a play, right across the Mad Bull blog family today… enjoy Mavado with “Weh Dem A Do”…

Confession is Good for the Soul…

Posted in Crazy Shyte on March 21st, 2007 by Mad Bull

Some people out there are living some strange lives, you know…

Confession #1671

When i lived in California in 1964 we lived in a trailer next door to a big nice looking Ottawa Indian and his brother.He would make remarks about how good my body looked after having 3 kids as I was only19 and needed a compliment. One day while hubby was working I had the kids sleeping and went next door where Pete was and one thing led to another and before I knew it He had my panties off and was inside me with the biggest penis I ever saw. I begged him not to cum in me but he did and to make a long story short I delivered his daughter 9 months later and she. not looking like the others made my life a living hell but hubby raised her like his own and now she’s asking who her real father is and I don’t know where to find him. What should I now do as she knows her dad isn’t her real dad.Now hubby want’s to see me with another man and watch us have sex. Should I do it after him raising her like he did.I have to admit that it sounds like fun He can now longer get it up and says it would greatly satisfy him to see another man have intercourse with me and see his sperm run out of me. If you know someone in our area, let me know.
From True Wife Confessions

Somebody give this woman some advice nuh?

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Posted in Funny on March 20th, 2007 by Mad Bull

Bwoy, is long time I haven’t told a joke on my blogs, you know! I am going to rememdy that rass right now though!

A Preacher is explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation, no one wants him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city stands up and proclaims,…. “If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!”.

The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, “If the Preacher will stay on here, I’ll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!”.

More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, “If the Preacher stays, …. I will give him sex!”.

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her, . “Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?”.

Sadie’s 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies, “Well, I just asked my husband how we could help,
And he said, “Screw the Preacher!”. lol lol lol

Bwoy, Sadie wicked to Jake eeeh? Murdah!

No Need to Say Anything

Posted in Natural Beauty on March 19th, 2007 by Mad Bull

Just to let you know….

Posted in General on March 12th, 2007 by Dr. D

…that I am still alive and well, albeit busy and tired. Am here finishing up dinner…a cup of chicken soup and a fry snapper wid two peice o bammy. Now the latter came by way of a church fish fry (to rise funds for charity) that a colleague at work was selling for his church. Now the idea was to have had this for lunch, but it arrived too late, so I ate something else for lunch. When the fish arrived all packaged up with my name on it, I just took the parcel and put it up to take home for dinner without looking at it.

Now when I opened it up tonight I was in shock as the fish looked more like a juvenile…I have never seen a snapper small so! It is just a bit larger than your average sprat to rahtid. Plus, it oily so till……anyway….so it go.

Don’t know how many of you saw the opening ceremony yesterday for the Cricket. Even me who nuh follow cricket took een parts of it. I thought that Sean Paul’s performance was dismal, but that is no surprise as he usually is pretty seedy on stage IMHO. Much as I like nuff of him music, I doh find him much to watch live at all. Also, I heard someone in conversation with a few peeps today saying she thought that him singing about ‘feeling ‘orny’ at the opening ceremony was a bit inappropriate. Overall the, the ceremony was pretty good and the costumes looked nice. I hope for the sake of the organizers and our Caribbean territories as a whole, that it will be a successful six weeks as much has been invested. Tomorrow is the first match at Sabina Park….I know a couple peeps going. Doh check here for nuh score, you won’t find it.

Price o gas has been rising again. It is almost $60 a litre for ‘ninety’ now. Takes about $2,700 to fill the tank of the Acoord. BTW, I got a buyer for the old wheels…..as is where is…..my plumber. Says his brother is a ‘mechanic’ and will fix it up. I sold him at a very reasonable price, but when one considers that it had basically been sitting on the driveway for a bit over four months, I was just getting sick of seeing it. In fact, it was sorta adding to stress, so I was happy to to have it outta mi life.

What else a gwaan? Work, but still manage to get R & R in. Apart from that, nada mucho has changed. So until the next time the impetus to scribble takes me…hol tite. I won’t look for comments for a few days, as I have become so infrequent I’m sure you all doh check yahso regula anymore…….if I am mistaken, then sorry I can’t give you suppem to read with regularity anymore.

Marcus Says A Morning Prayer For Jamaica

Posted in Interesing Stuff on March 11th, 2007 by Mad Bull

Good morning folks. Neither Shona nor I are working today so we are going to take it easy. Big feed tonight with family and friends, hopefully outside but the weather doesn’t look too friendly at the moment. We have a new leak in the roof so I’ll get to that after lunch if I can. If not, then some other day.

I am on island time today…

Jamaican Gangs

This morning I was surfing around and came across Jamaicans.Com weekly news summary. After reading the good and the bad, once more I thank God for my good wife and son, my family and friends and for being born in Barbados. No matter what problems we face here, there are good people in Jamaica who must think every morning “Why did you put me here, Lord?”

Lest anyone take that as a backhand against Jamaica - nope, it is just an acknowledgment of the way things are. Everyone could use a little prayer, and I think I’ll say one this morning for the folks in Torrington Park, Jamaica…

I think this one was pretty interesting people. Some other Caribbean people are dissing up us Yardies again… tch, tch, tch… Thanks to Francis for the link. There is more to read over at barbadosfreepress with the actual post, especially in the comments. I personally lke the view expressed by the commenter “The Sexy Geek”.

“Identity” - I know I’ve been in similar situations…

Posted in Interesting Stuff, Thoughtful on March 11th, 2007 by Mad Bull

Just so you know, this is a very serious post.

We live behind God’s back, which is an expression that really means, it takes us forever and a day, to just get home with the trains, and those are the fastest ways home. Only in New York, would highways be bumper to bumper at say, oh, five in the morning. I would know, I’ve been through it, many times. Recently, well not so recently, but the last time that I remember a subway story, I was buying, Tic-Tac’s from one of those newsstands. Typically, the owner or the manager is almost always Indian, or some sort of ethnic looking Indian.

“How much?” I said.

“Seventy five dollars,” he said in a thick desi accent.

Not even phased by his comment, I took out a dollar, “Here you go.”

He started laughing, “Seventy five dollars.”

I said, “Uh huh.”

This apparently is the time where I know the typical is going to happen.

“Where you from?”

I popped the pill like mint into my mouth, as I waited for my change, I contemplated answering him, but it always leaves me confused. “Umm…” I said and then smiled, “New York?”

“No, originally, where you from?”
“You Bengali, I know you Bengali from anywhere.” He said.

I didn’t know what to say, I’m always left confused by this question and I don’t think it needs to be so laborious. And I snapped in my head, “Why can’t I just buy damn mints in peace that be bombarded with identity questions.

“Uh huh,” I said as I collected my change.

“Can I get the New York Times please?”

“Where?”

I pretended to not address his question fully, and…

The above was posted by Monologist, I think…

Click to continue reading this post at “The Bohemian State“.

Video Dating

Posted in Crazy Shyte on March 8th, 2007 by Mad Bull

Got this one via email. I have posted it up for the ladies, after all, they need some eyecandy too… Afro, you say that the last person I posted up didn’t drive you crazy, well, maybe this bredrin will do it for you…. and you don’t wear glasses, do you )

Just click pon di video player for the clip to start, seen?