Tower Of Babel

Ok, Y’all! Its Friday night! You should all be out drinking and looking to get laid! Unless you reach the stage where oonoo cyah do dem tings anymore, for whatever reason! If so, don’t bother to sit down and pity yourself! After all, there is still shit for you to do, for instance you could read my blogs, right?

I have a couple of laughs for you.

The Story of Tugs

This is the story of a former work acquaintance. For the sake of discussion, let’s call her Tugs. Mrs. Crash reminded me of the story of Tugs after a posting by my friend Kimba.

Tugs was a contract worker who I met about 8 years ago. She would fly in on Monday to work with us, then fly out on Thursday to go back to her home for the weekend. Tugs was young, single, and not unattractive … a bit of a flirt as well.

One summer weekend, Tugs decided that she was in need of a bikini wax. But this time, she’d apparently decided that she could save some money by doing the job herself. She’d bought the kit over the weekend, and for some unknown reason had come to the conclusion that the perfect time to wax herself was Monday morning before she flew out of her home airport. The story continues yahso!

It wicked, wicked Wicked. Oonoo fi read it, you know! Awoah!

Here comes another one, good like the first one!

Things NOT To Try At Home!

During a long car trip with a boyfriend we became overwhelmed with the need to.. stop.
I think it had something to do with the fact I was going down on him while he was driving.. Apparently that is distracting..

He pulled the car over to the side of the highway.. and we moved it to the backseat. What he really wanted to do was give me a nice quick session of oral (he was very efficient and very very good..) People, the story continues over dehso!

LOL! My gosh! She say him good, but I say he is a “prento” (an apprentice).

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed those… the link to the Story of Tugs was via the Love Quote and the link to “Things NOT To Try At Home!” comes via “Memoirs of a Dater“. Enjoy, seen?!

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