Me Need Some Help Wid Dis One, Rasta…
Ok, Ok, ok… I am building a lyric for a song… trust me, this one will make me BUSS (become famous) like Weird Al Yankovic… This is the beat I am going to use…
Ok, here are my lyrics! Run di track!
“Awww, this is the way I fart,
When I fart, people say “Pussy Clart!”,
What the PHUCK is that SMELL?
It smells like it comes from HELL!!!
Awwww, this is the way I… ” Ok jump in now!
Trust me, I just know this one is destined for the top! I will share the money with you, just help me build this one, cool?
By the way, this post was sponsored by Absolut & Ocean Spray, otherwise known as Vodka and Cranberry juice… Peace out…
May 21st, 2007 at 11:19 pm To pick up where you left off… ‘Awwww, this is the way I… scream for help! An intervention is most urgent!!!! I done flipped and lost my mind - cAN’T YA SEE i’M IN A BIND… f’SHIZZLE MA NIZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 21st, 2007 at 11:32 pm Midas says I SUCK at rhyming… oh well!!!!!!!!!
May 22nd, 2007 at 5:59 am I’d have to say that Midas is right this time, sis. I will let you go away and work on it and then come back and try again though.
May 22nd, 2007 at 7:07 am Shaking head….Forgive him Lord for he knows not what he does!
May 22nd, 2007 at 7:13 am Is what, Doc? Whats wrong? Ooohhh, I get it! Is because I drank vodka instead of rum, right? Cho, ah nuh nutten! Just a temporary aberration.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:05 am Listen, that was the theme song for last night.. I was laughing until i was weak. I mean, picture him in front of the fridge door, picking grapes out of the container and actually singing that.
May 22nd, 2007 at 6:58 pm *shaking head* Help him Doctor, help him.
May 22nd, 2007 at 10:18 pm for real, bro - this was … well… SAD!!!
May 22nd, 2007 at 10:25 pm Although - I will have to re-call one of our most brilliant voice mail greetings evah!!! No Doubt, Midas is the best hands down (a whole other post), but the one I wrote for us that we actually used on our answering machine was: (Music to Beenie Man’s “Gyal inna Bungle”) ‘Dis is Darrin and dis’ is Nic’la… Right now, we nuh inna we casa… So leave yu name an a telephone numba, An wi will call yu jus’ as soon as we rememba” I thought that one was wicked, still… Midas’ mother was SOOO distressed… We recorded it together, y’simee, and she called me and told me that before we wed, she had such high hopes that I would rub off on him, not vice versa… One of my most hysterical memories to be honest!!!
May 23rd, 2007 at 6:08 am @ Seven : LOL!
May 25th, 2007 at 9:55 pm You are to funny!
May 27th, 2007 at 8:12 pm bro, check your email please
May 30th, 2007 at 6:29 am Yuh done know yuh need fi link the biggest producer Number 1 Stunner!