Bare Mad Tings!
Mr. Stunner blogged about it some time ago and now I see it in the news again! Apparently it is expected that the Jamaican police force will announce sometime next week that Bob Woolmer was not murdered after all! This is so embarrassing! My gosh! Like I said in the comments over by Stunner’s blog, I think someone ought to lose their work over this! Maybe more than one someone! Right now, I am leaning towards letting the pathologist be the one whose head should roll. At the same time, I am not ruling out having Mark Shields’ head lopped off too and placed on a pike right beside the pathologists! What oonoo all think about that?
Since we are talking about chopping heads off, perhaps I should mention that Friday gone was a pretty violent night here in Grand Cayman. Of course there was my incident, but much worse things took place as well! The the first homicide of the year occurred that night. Apparently a man used some machete to kill another man. It is rumoured that the man used the machete to cut off the other man’s head, although the newspaper headline speaks about a stabbing. What is craziest about the whole thing though is that the man who committed the murder is in his 70’s! 
Also, there was an attempted homicide! A man attempted to kill a woman he used to be with. He tried to chop her in the head with a machete but she put her hand up to block the blow and her hand was lopped off instead! What an awful business, eeeh man? I wonder if everyone was getting on crazy because it was full moon? What you think?
Lets come off of the violence and move on to more pleasant things: Week Twelve of the ‘Divas of Yard Flex‘ competition is now posted! 
I like this weeks challenger! She looks great. Oonoo go vote for her nuh? Actually, she reminds me of one of Natty’s friends from Miami, she was a hotness like this girl too. Poor ting, nowadays Natty’s friend is wasting her life away upon a good-fe-nuttin drugsman.
I wonder if I couldn’t run a little competition like that one though? Hmmm…. How does ‘Divas of the Mad Bull’s Blog’ sound to you? You know who I would ask to pose for me? Cranky Putz, Gooders Girl, Island Spice, Gela, Kingston Girl, Abeni, etc… 
Yes rasta! I think that would be cool! Ladies, oonoo up for it?
June 5th, 2007 at 5:49 am Re the woolmer issue, I was wondering about that too, if patholigist/British cop head going to roll. Very embarassing.
June 5th, 2007 at 9:37 am For the first time since he’s been in jamaica, sheilds is actually keeping a low profile! You have to tell us more about the prize / incentives involved to get us to be your divas….
June 5th, 2007 at 7:39 pm Am up for it even though I dont think I make diva status
June 7th, 2007 at 1:55 am Embarassing is an understatement! And I agree with you, nuff heads fi roll pon this one…not literally like in Cayman still! I want to see the Divas of the Mad Bull’s Blog!!!
June 7th, 2007 at 4:17 pm Why is the press and all others saying that the Woolmer thing is embarrassing? For the police’s sake? Who cares? It is a relief that the man was not murdered! Why the embarrassment? Is Jamaica falling woefully behind on its much vaunted murder rates? Is that the embarrasment? Well I never heard so much cockamanie bumbo clat shizzlemanizzle eenie meenie buck my rasshole jingo dingo.
June 7th, 2007 at 10:10 pm Just sent you two interesting emails so take a look see…
June 7th, 2007 at 10:44 pm Mad Bull, Whey mi a guh win? Mi nah tek part inna nuh commpetition fi free! In order for my participation. Mi waan one ticket fi come a Cayman or one fi guh a Jamaica. Plus mi waan MONEY. And all de blogger man dem who waan si gyal a parade put yuh han’ inna yuh pocket. I am accepting donations from all an’ whoever waan sponsor mi. I wil provide you with my E-Pay information, My Jamaica National account. Mi all a tek Westerrn Union too. Gimme a link nuh…
June 8th, 2007 at 6:11 am @ Revo: Its good Woolmer wasn’t murdered, but its embarrassing that the police and the pathologist were unable to recognise that he wasn’t murdered. It makes us look incompetent and oh so backward. That is what is embarrassing. It also makes one wonder how many people are rotting in jail for murder when there was in fact no murder. This is actually a very strong argument against putting people to death for some crime for me!
@ GG : I don’t know if I can afford you
@ Abeni, Gela, KG : Was actually joking. I don’t think you would really want to be a Diva, not like the Yardflex Divas. It would put you all in competition with each other. You might all turn against each other after that. I wouldn’t like that. See the Yardflex Divas to see what I am talking about.
@ 7 : Will go check my email now…