I Wanna Be A Rockstar!
This song would have been my theme song if it had been around back when I was about sixteen. Well, I was after the chicks, the bars, the mansions and the cars, but not the dope. Unfortunately I couldn’t sing and I didn’t want it enough to learn to play guitar, and so here I am, a poor, bruck pocket I.T. guy…. its so sad. 
Yeah, thats how I felt at sixteen, and there is still a part of me that wishes that I could be living something like that, even after all these years, and even though another part of me whispers in my mind’s ear that I really wouldn’t enjoy that type of lifestyle at all.
It has been a number of years since then though, and time is passing rapidly too. You know, that line of thought has made me feel like sharing this joke about age with you, its a joke sent on by a bredrin in Jamaica about age. Check it out.
The Love DressA woman stopped by unannounced at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
“What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for Mike to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.
“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed. “This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained. “Love dress? But you’re naked!”
“Mike loves me to wear this dress,” she explained. “It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me.”
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and then she laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. “What are you doing?” he asked. “This is my love dress,” she whispered, sensually. “Needs ironing,” he said.
“What’s for dinner?”.
I hope you enjoyed that. TTYL.
July 29th, 2007 at 10:00 am You say you can’t sing but, I don;t believe that the performer singing that song can sing either. I understand your sentiment but, that song is awful! The joke was excellent!
July 31st, 2007 at 12:02 am Well, bro!!! I’ze gotta tell you - with the exception of “This is How You Remind me”, Nickelback is WAAAAAAAAAY down on Midas’ and my lists of fave rockstars - they’re pop-rock guys!!! I personally think you need to re-visit your Judas priest, Cheap Trick days for some good rock!!! Then as time goes forward, Metallica, Aerosmith, - oh, oh, oh - don’t forget Dire Straits ” Money For Nothing”actually is a FAAR better example of the rockstar lifestyle in a genuine rock vibe!!! I know I cringe, yell and scream most of the time at Mdas’ love of heavy metal - but SOME has seeped in and am a slight metal-head myself!!!