Caption It!

NOEL THOMPSON / PHOTOGRAPHER
Original Caption:
Internationall acclaimed rapper, LL Cool J, is joined on stage by a member of the crowd at Reggae Sumfest 2007.
Ok, yeah, I stole the picture above from the Jamaica Gleaner Online, you know, the section where they post pictures with the original captions and then invite readers to post their own captions for the photos and then they select the funniest ons as the winners.
I missed Reggae Sumfest. Again! And I really wanted to go this year to see LL Cool J and Mary J. Blige. Ah so life go still, I am not wasting any tears. Instead I am going to just caption this photo.
Lady : So wah mek yu a sweat so? You cyah hangle dis or wah? And why dem call you LL COOL J and you so easy to get all hot and bothered?
LL Cool J : Bwoy, I can’t really afford to let this girl embarrass me upon the stage in front of everybody, you know! I better break away NOW!
Ok, so what you think of my effort? Think you can do better? Go for it!
August 2nd, 2007 at 7:41 am […] Hey, I am trying a thing over yahso. Be sure to check it out. Basically I post a photo (taken by someone else this time) and the […]
August 2nd, 2007 at 7:45 am Rahtid! I have come up with another one, you know! LL Cool J : You know, I bet this baby is hoping that I am like Akon! Poor thing…
August 2nd, 2007 at 11:04 am LL: Lawd ave mercy! I think I bite off too much this time. De Dawta like she want to kill me! Gotta save face girl: a wha wrong Mr “I need love”. dem neva sell anti-persperant in a de US?
August 2nd, 2007 at 6:49 pm LL: but a what da oman yah deypon? me almost dun and she nat even bruk a swaet g: a wha you tink a white oman dis? who ya ramp wid, you ting eh easy
August 4th, 2007 at 2:11 pm LL: “Oh hell Nah! Dis bitch is serious!! What Ima do now????” Oman: “A MY time dis!! Wine willy wine willy, HOT WUK gy….. wait deh. LL? LL?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:16 pm LL: Is that A1 sauce. girl: yeaaaasss :rofl.. you know what ensues
August 7th, 2007 at 8:02 pm Gyal [Singing]: “Bet you wish your girlfriend was hoooot like me, Bet you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me, Don’cha…”
August 9th, 2007 at 6:43 am Her : LL, The steam fish inna you back done already? LL, you really done already? You just done so-so so? LL : Eeehmmm…