Caption It!

NOEL THOMPSON / PHOTOGRAPHER

Original Caption:
Internationall acclaimed rapper, LL Cool J, is joined on stage by a member of the crowd at Reggae Sumfest 2007.

Ok, yeah, I stole the picture above from the Jamaica Gleaner Online, you know, the section where they post pictures with the original captions and then invite readers to post their own captions for the photos and then they select the funniest ons as the winners.

I missed Reggae Sumfest. Again! And I really wanted to go this year to see LL Cool J and Mary J. Blige. Ah so life go still, I am not wasting any tears. Instead I am going to just caption this photo.

Lady : So wah mek yu a sweat so? You cyah hangle dis or wah? And why dem call you LL COOL J and you so easy to get all hot and bothered?

LL Cool J : Bwoy, I can’t really afford to let this girl embarrass me upon the stage in front of everybody, you know! I better break away NOW!

Ok, so what you think of my effort? Think you can do better? Go for it!

8 Responses to “Caption It!”

  1. The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3 » Blog Archive » A Little Humour on Hump Day! Says:
    […] Hey, I am trying a thing over yahso. Be sure to check it out. Basically I post a photo (taken by someone else this time) and the […]
  2. mad bull Says:
    Rahtid! I have come up with another one, you know! LL Cool J : You know, I bet this baby is hoping that I am like Akon! Poor thing…
  3. jdid Says:
    LL: Lawd ave mercy! I think I bite off too much this time. De Dawta like she want to kill me! Gotta save face girl: a wha wrong Mr “I need love”. dem neva sell anti-persperant in a de US?
  4. owen Says:
    LL: but a what da oman yah deypon? me almost dun and she nat even bruk a swaet g: a wha you tink a white oman dis? who ya ramp wid, you ting eh easy
  5. goodersgirl Says:
    LL: “Oh hell Nah! Dis bitch is serious!! What Ima do now????” Oman: “A MY time dis!! Wine willy wine willy, HOT WUK gy….. wait deh. LL? LL?
  6. taylor2nd Says:
    LL: Is that A1 sauce. girl: yeaaaasss :rofl.. you know what ensues
  7. Afroditee Says:
    Gyal [Singing]: “Bet you wish your girlfriend was hoooot like me, Bet you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me, Don’cha…”
  8. mad bull Says:
    Her : LL, The steam fish inna you back done already? LL, you really done already? You just done so-so so? LL : Eeehmmm…

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