Tower Of Babel

I think I would hold an American Bulldog. Yeah man, dem deh nice! Unfortunately, they are illegal here in the Cayman Islands, (I guess because they are afraid of pit bulls and so they paint every “bully” breed with the same brush) so no dice, I guess, unless I get someone who sails canoes into West Bay and East End by night to bring one over along with their regular cargo… not that I’d really do that, and not that I even know such people. (You can never tell if the police be reading my blog, know what I mean?) Hey, you can click on the picture above to see more photos of that precious pup, if you like…

Anyway, I also have a little joke for you…

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, “Wow, that’s a really fancy watch.”

Thanks, says the guy, “It’s the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it’ll answer me, telepathically.”

“Rubbish,” says the girl.

“No, it’s true,” says that guy. “Look, tell you what, I’ll prove it. I’ll ask it if you’ve got any panties on.”

The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, “Nope, it says you haven’t got any panties on.”

“Well, it’s wrong,” says the girl, “I do have panties on.”

“Damn,” says the guy, slapping his watch, “it’s an hour fast!”

I’d love to spend some more time with you but I have to flash, because I got some stuff around here that needs cleaning and unfortunately, they don’t clean themselves

Me gone. TTYL.

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