What a Gwaan
Some months ago, Sir Trouble wrote an post on plans for impending changes at Cayman Airways. He revealed a dastardly plot to remove Sir Turtle from the tails of all Cayman Airways planes. I was rather distressed by the news and I added my voice to his, decrying the move for being what it was (in our humble opinions) : Dyam Chupid!
Then, on Monday, I received a phone call from my doctor’s office. Apparently they had overcharged me when last I was there, and so the receptionist (a nice looking young lady if ever there was one) called to ask me to drop by to pick up the difference between what they had charged and what they should have charged. I was glad for it. As a matter of fact, when they charged me on the occasion of my last visit, I paid the money over without complaint, but I resolved there and then that I was never going to return! Now that I see that a mistake was made and they have refunded me over half the money, I may well go back. But I digress.
When I was leaving the doctor’s office, I spied a jet flying over, sort of low in the sky, and I looked up at it and thought to myself, “Hmmm… I wonder which airline that is? I don’t recognise the markings on the plane at all, but it looks really nice.”.

Then, in today’s newspaper, I saw that the airplane with the irie looking markings is in fact Cayman Airways! They have gone ahead and done the rebranding, and guess what? I like it!
Now check this out! Sir Turtle is not dead! (Thank God!) Far from it! He has been moved from the tail to a spot on the fuselage near to the front doors. The new graphic which replaced him on the tail section was inspired by the Caymanian Coat of Arms, they say, and trust me, it looks sweet! Here is a close up view of the tail.

So, what all yuh think of the new look Cayman Airways?
In other news, I went on vacation today and will be out of office until next week Tuesday!
Sweet, huh? Yeah, bubu, I go be chillin’ at my yard with a pretty damsel! Does it get any better than this? Actually, I can think of one or two scenarios where it could get better, like maybe I could have tickets for two to some irie, romantic destination, like for instance a likkle cottage in Negril, or maybe I could be chillin’ at my yard with TWO OR THREE damsels (whom I get to pick!
), both of whom have nothing on their mind but to maximise my pleasure, but as things stand right now, I must say they are quite satisfying.
Today went pretty well too…. nice and relaxing, and Natty and I went to the gym together! That was fun, especially the “together” part. If she decides that she wants to continue with the gym, we won’t be able to go together because we won’t have anyone to keep an eye on MBJr. while we are gone. Yeah, I know, you have heard of this issue before, but why not, it permeates every aspect of our lives! Check this out! They are showing “American Gangster” and “Why did I get married?” at the movie theatre here and I would like to see both of them, and guess what? Same issue! Its actually becoming a bit tiresome!
People, I must say that I am on the verge of doing something momentous about it! I am going to phone my family members and demand that they all move to Grand Cayman so that they can be on hand to help out a brother in need or they will face my wrath!! Why, I’ll… I’ll… I’ll write them out of my will, thats what I’ll do!
And if any of them laugh at me over that, I’ll… I’ll… I’ll cry! Yeah! That ought to do it!
Ok, so that probably won’t work, but I will think of something! They’ll see!
Anyways, I don’t have anything glamorous planned for my vacation but I suspect I will enjoy it anyway. To make it a little more irie, maybe we can get a reprieve from the cold front that has been giving us a good blow job for awhile so that I can go to the beach down by West Bay Public Beach. Thats like my favourite spot.
Listen, I man gone, you hear. I am going to go shoot a little pool. Talk to you again. Peace.
November 8th, 2007 at 11:42 am cry yes. it seems to be going around and it just might work for you. I like very much the Cayman Airways design. Very classy yet fun. As for MBJr. Don’t you have any friends you can trade babysitting with?
November 8th, 2007 at 11:59 am Getting rid of Sir Turtle would be insanity! But, I do like the new look with the coat of arms. I’m very keen to know how much it cost to come up with the new look. On one hand you look at it and think that it is simple enough to have been cheap. But, on the other hand, it is simple enough to have come from a design or marketing firm and cost a million dollars! The issue with Jr. is easily solved! Host a sleepover with one or two of MB Jr. friends. Then when the friend’s parents reciprocate, you have a night to yourselves for… Alternatively, you could pay a local teenage girl a small fee for baby sitting him for a few hours while you catch a movie. You don’t need that over priced popcorn anyway, what with your latest diet and exercise regimen.