Tower Of Babel

Here are the ladies who are on the Wray & Nephew Calendar for 2008. I came across the pictures of the photo shoot on Watever dot com and thought I should link up the guy readers to them. Yeah, ladies, I am idle, I know. Got not a rass to do thats real fun, I can’t even go to the beach, because the water is cold! Only tourists can handle the water like that, yo! Anyway, I think the pick of the calendar girls is the one on the right in the picture above. Phew, its getting hot in here!

Because she is so nice, I am going to play her twice! She is in the picture below!

Go check the pictures from the photo shoot out and see if you agree with me. “Blondie” looks nice too, but I can’t take the “big hair” phenomenon. Maybe the hair is detachible though, there’s a thought! The other girl is nice too, but for me, the girl on the right wins the prize, everytime!

Yeah, I am not a man of many words this morning. Above is the video of Sexy Lady Yendi Phillips. Over at the Mad Bull’s Blog I have posted my first choice, Jodie Shaw’s video and at El Toro Loco you will find the beautiful Rosina’s video. Y’all have a great weekend, you hear! Inna di howaz, seen?!

You know, I fucking hate Jay Z!

Ok, no! I am just kidding! I mean, Beyonce is HOT! Mos Def! She got some nice teeth too! But no, I don’t hate Jay Z. I just think he is not worthy of her, know what I mean? He is one lucky mofo!

Click on Beyonce to view the rest of her photoshoot in Sports Illustrated. Hey, I came across this guy who was complaining because AskMen magazine recently revealed their “Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2007,” and Beyonce Knowles garnered the most votes. He feels that many of the women who were among the top 99 rejections would place above her. I noticed that he posted the pictures of four other women, I guess he was suggesting that they were some of the ladies who were more desirable than her. I took a look at them and I just thought to myself, “Cho…”

I agree with the guy partially, in that I am sure there are women out there who are more desirable than Beyonce, (thats a fact, witness Halle Berry for one) even if they only beat her out by a smidgen! Still, if you’re going to diss her, at least suggest someone who really outshines her! The four women the bredrin has put up definitely are not more desirable than her. Of course, thats just my opinion, but around here, that is given a heavy weighting in importance!

Did you notice that the women the guy picked are all white too? No other blacks… no asian women… no latinas… hmmm. I think I see whats going on.

Enjoy the pictures in Beyonce’s photo shoot, if like me you didn’t buy the magazine…

She ain’t worksafe, people!

What up, yo?! Bwoy, today is a fine day to post up a picture of a hottie! Cho man, it must be, because Yardflex has done a fine job and so has Mr. Stunner! Stunner, the girl name Bria Myles though.

Click hereso if you doah believe me.

Anyway, you know I need little encouragement when it comes to matters like these, so see my hottie deh! I hope you all like her still. The way the girl sweet, me know say she ago drive oonoo mad nuh bumbeet!

In other news, Saturday gone was my birthday. I was also booked out to work on Friday night and on Saturday, but neither job came to pass. The Friday night job got cancelled because the server we were migrating the software to had some problem and it wouldn’t stop rebooting. The Saturday job got cancelled because the software we were going to install pulls down a lot of info necessary to the install from a server hosted remotely. This server was going down for maintenance at the same time we were going to install the software. No remote server, no install! I-an-I was as free as a bird in a tree, so I went and got a date! Trust me, me and my girl, we stayed out late! And thats all I will say about that!

Oh, I managed to get in some nice beach time over the weekend too. Plus, I ate some irie food… Steamed fish… NY strip steak… jerked pork… mannish water… sweet and spicy chicken… Special chop suey… mmm mmmm MMMM!!!! Yes, rasta, dis here Mad Bull love him bumbo claat belly! Too much so, actually, until now the belly is beginning to show me too much love too, so you done know say some situps and some strong strong diet is in order!

Anyway, the weekend is history. We just gots to keep on moving.

Yow to the Miami chapter of the Caribloggers… I am going to pass through Miami next week, anyone interested in a link up? Let a brother know, seen? Maybe it can be put pon program.

Hey, Kip Rich and Leftside and Esco (at least, I believe its them) have out an irie tune where they pretend to be two DJs of old, namely Tiger and Zebra… The tune wicked, people! I love it! I can’t find it to link it but search for it, listen to the radio to hear it because if you miss dah one yah, you really salt, mustard, vinegar, pepper! Yow!

A dancer @ Passa Passa

A snippet of lyrics went “Nuh beggy beggy, nuh licky lickee! Soon poison!” (remember “No Wanga Gut” by Tiger?), but now “Beggy Beggy” gone ah street! Woi!

I doah so love the blonde braids still, but she doah look bad inna di bwoyshorts! Me sure say some man feel quite “licky lickee” when they see “Beggy Beggy”, fi real!

Respect to all crew! How oonoo ah do? I decided to write the weekly “TGIF” post here this week. I don’t have nothing exciting to tell you, but I do have some slightly humerous photos to show you. Check them out in the window below. You can scroll down to see them.

Well, last night they had a costume party at The Wharf Restaurant. No, I did not go to said party, but it is significant anyway because this party marked the beginning of the Pirate’s Week Festival here in the Cayman Islands. This is an annual event, but since I have moved to Grand Cayman, this event has been rained out every year. I hope this year will be different. We’ll see. I wonder if Natty will be interested to prips some of the things schedued for tonight? If we go, I’ll take a picture or two and post them for you.

I was reading that Windows Vista is ready for primetime! Apparently it’ll be available in January! Are you thinking of making the move to Vista? If so, burn the CDs and send them to me nuh?

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Ok then lads! Above is Kadie Ann, she lives in the Miami area but she hails from Jamaica (I don’t know about you but I like her necklace!) and I posted her picture up to celebrate the very timely arrival of FRIDAY! Wheeeeee!!!!!

And do you know what this Friday brings? Vay-fucking-cay-shun, as Mr. Trouble calls it! Yes, Rasta, I am leaving on a jet plane, I am winging my way to Fort Lauderdale! Huh? No, I am NOT going to look for Kadie Ann! I am going to look for Seven and Midas, Natty and MBJr. are going with, and we may just have a date with Disney in the works! There is more…
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