Tower Of Babel

Hail, my crew… what a gwaan? Bwoy, I am sitting here waiting on Natty to come back home so that we can get on with watching the second season of the TV series “24″. As I sat there, mulling over what had been going on in the series so far, a question came to me.

There is a character on the show, his name is George Mason. He runs the Counter Terrorist Unit, and they are all focused on finding out where some terrorists have hidden a Nuclear bomb in Los Angeles, right? He gets a report which indicates that Gov’t. think tank types have calculated that there is an 89% chance that the bomb won’t be found in time and that it will in fact explode, killing millions of people.

He loses it momentarily, deciding that he is going to get the hell out of Los Angeles. While he is making his way out of the city, his second-in-command, Tony Almeida, calls him to say that the cops have found as vehicle with a license place number which was somehow tied to the case. Tony asked him to check it out. He didn’t want to, but he let Tony convince him.

So he goes to where the cops found the car and he enters a building with them. Unfortunately for George, this is the building where the terrorists were putting the bomb together. They get attacked by a terrorist or two who were still hanging around and in the shooting, a glass chamber gets destroyed, releasing lots of radiation. George falls unconscious, right in this area of high radiation. Because he was in this area, he gets radiation poisoning. The doctors give him somewhere between between a day and few days to live.

Horrible picture, isn’t it? What does George do? He gets dressed and goes BACK TO WORK! Clearly the man is a patriot beyond compare! I mean, if I had only one to three days to live, I don’t think I would go back to work. There are so many other things to do! You could just go and party! Wine, women, song, the works! Damn! Doesn’t that sound fine!

Or maybe I could just hang with family and friends… maybe I could just soak up some time with them before I drop out… or perhaps I would go to church. Try to get as far back into God’s good books as I could in the time I had left, you know! That actually might be a damned good idea! Hey, I am not sure exactly what I would do in those circumstances, but I do know I wouldn’t spend that time working!

Anyway, here is my question: If you were told you only had about three or four days left to live, what would you do with the time remaining to you?

This lady is a porn star, her name is Nikita Denise. She is f*cking hot to look at, IMHO. Apparently she is originally from Czechoslovakia. Wait? Isn’t that where Veronika Zemanová comes from too? I think that an Eastern European cruise might be in order for Natty and I.

Just kidding, Natty! Doh beat me…

I saw this picture of her on Howard Stern’s website and decided to share it with you. Nikita is a very bad girl… very bad. Not the sort of girl you would want your daughter to hang out with… in fact, the only person in his family any man would want Nikita hanging out with is probably himself! Apparently Nikita has been featured in over 315 porn movies and has won several adult industry awards including the AVN Award for Female Performer of the Year in 2002.

On 24 July, 2006, Nikita appeared on “Inside the Porn Actor’s Studio”, hosted by Richard Christy. Here, read a bit of what Nikita had to say while she was being interviewed by Richard on Howard Stern’s show…

In the first segment, Richard asked Nikita if it was difficult to do “a double-anal scene,” and she replied it was because of the “tightness” of her rear end. However, Nikita added she used dildos in order to stretch her anus for the shoot, which got a round of applause from the crowd.

Next, Richard asked Nikita if she ever received gifts for sex, and she said she graduated from high school because of her “pussy,” noting she “f*cked a teacher” in order to get through school.

Nikita went on to say she once was bleeding through her mouth, vagina and rear end during a porn scene, but she continued filming it so she could finish the film.

Talk about bad! She probably has more right to say she “bad from she born” than Munga Honourable does! Double anal! Rorse! I don’t think she could possibly have the “tight anus” problem after doing a double-anal scene though, do you? Anyway, what is the reason why I posted up her picture? Well, aside from her being rather easy on the eyes, she totally reminds me of the girlfriend of a guy I know. Bigtime! If I was skillful with some of those graphics software programs, I would drop her picture into one of them and colour her skin darker, because my friend’s girl is brown-skinned, and then I would confirm just how much she and Nikita look like each other. I am not going to mention it to him though. I am not sure how he would take me telling him his woman looks like a porn star.

Guys, let me ask you a question. If you were to meet Nikita Denise and she had given up being a porn star a few years ago, could you date her? Lets say you were sure she didn’t have VD or HIV / AIDS. Could you date her? I mean really date her, ie. for more than a weekend, mind you! Could you?

Mah Dowgs! The dread locks girl in Richie Spice’s new video, “Brown Skin“?! Whats the verdict? I vote : Suuweeeeeeettt!!!

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