Jah lick us with Diseases?
Bush and his U.N. lackeys are scouring Irac for weapons of mass destruction, but so far, I don't think they've found any.
Well, it seems to me that Saddam's hidden his biological weapons in my apartment!!! Its either that or we're under attack by virii from outer space, or maybe Jah lick us with diseases! 
First to go down under a hail of virii was Sonia, our helper (housekeeper/baby sitter/cook). She had been sniffling a lot on Friday and was really a bit out of it on Monday. She didn't make it in on Tuesday and Natty told her to stay home today.
The next casualty was Natty. Monday night when we took Dad to the Rib Kage restaurant, Natty began to experience the first waves of the attack. By Tuesday afternoon she had been laid low to rass. I stayed home from work as well, because Natty wasn't really up to coping with MB. Jr. (and as I have said earlier, Sonia didn't make it in 
).
Anyway, the first few virii had already lined me up with their scud missiles. This morning I took MB. Jr. up to my mom and went to work, but I feel a bit worse tonight. I wonder what tomorrow will be like? 
I wonder if Bush or any of his bredrin use Google? Yow! Bush! Check me nuh! The Biological Weapons deh yah!!! (are here!!!) Attack Saddam rass!
Nah, I'm just kidding... If you've been reading here for awhile, you done know that I'm not into the Irac bashing.
Anyway, "Die another Day" just opened here, and bio weapon infections or not, me haffi see it! (I simply have GOT to go to see it!) Even if it means infecting the whole rass theatre... Hmmm... Maybe I can wear a surgical mask like Michael Jackson, what do you think?
Posted by Mad Bull at December 18, 2002 09:20 PM
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I have the solution for you brother bull, stay up to the part where Halle Berry steps out of the water with in all her glory,
and then go home. It's the only part worth watching and you can get it on a bootleg copy later anyway
Posted by: Duppy on December 19, 2002 08:26 AM
So you're saying the movie wasn't good then? Bummer!
Posted by: Mad Bull on December 19, 2002 11:45 AM
>First to go down under a hail of virii was Sonia, our helper (housekeeper/baby sitter/cook).
You have servants.
Wow !!!!
Posted by: missx on December 19, 2002 12:28 PM
Yeah, another remnant of our colonial past... We have lots of unskilled labor here, and the command low wages, so most of the middleclass and above have helpers... Works for both sets of people. It provides a job for the helper, and it frees up the housewife or the family from a range of domestic chores. Typically, they earn U$50-60 weekly, so you too could afford a "servant", Miss X.
Posted by: Mad Bull on December 20, 2002 06:56 AM
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I have the solution for you brother bull, stay up to the part where Halle Berry steps out of the water with in all her glory,
and then go home. It's the only part worth watching and you can get it on a bootleg copy later anyway
Posted by: Duppy on December 19, 2002 08:26 AM