It's a Pirate's Life for Me!
I'm really tired of the daily grind. Yes sir, I am! I am tired of having to get up at 6:00 a.m., and of rushing to get dressed to go out to work for the man... tired of the boring, bumper to bumper traffic that I have to endure to get to work... I am tired of having to follow orders from the big boss man!
People, I am tired of the frustrations and stresses of this boring life I'm living... that's why I've decided to run off and become a pirate! 
I'm not the only one either! My mates at work are going to run off with me! We ship out this evening on the Jolly Roger! 
Wenches, wine and song, I tell you! It's a pirate's life for me, me hearties! 
Why don't you all come with me? Just follow the link, seen?
p.s. Errr, Natty... I'm just 'killing' about the wenches, OK? 
Posted by Mad Bull at May 21, 2004 07:19 PM
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Hey there ole pirate you! You smell like u need a bath mate! Must be all them cheap wenches! Hic....have yer got any of that good Jamaican VX on board?? Never mind the wenches, there's plenty of that here!
Have a good time rude bwoy. I have been on a similar cruise/dinner/session while in Barbados....bwoy a 1996 dat!...I think it was called the Bajan Queen. Trus me, dat soca session was one o de best parties I have ever been to on land as well as water! All when de boat dock back to rahtid, we nuh stop wine and drink liquor. (Dem practically had fe dash we overboard to rahtid!) Oh for the good times in life eh?
Live it up my yute!
Cheers matey!
Posted by: Dr. D. on May 21, 2004 07:48 PM
That sounds like a blast! I'd have my picture taken in a pirate hat, striped shirt and peg leg.
Posted by: laura on May 21, 2004 08:47 PM
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Hey there ole pirate you! You smell like u need a bath mate! Must be all them cheap wenches!
Hic....have yer got any of that good Jamaican VX on board?? Never mind the wenches, there's plenty of that here!
Have a good time rude bwoy. I have been on a similar cruise/dinner/session while in Barbados....bwoy a 1996 dat!...I think it was called the Bajan Queen. Trus me, dat soca session was one o de best parties I have ever been to on land as well as water! All when de boat dock back to rahtid, we nuh stop wine and drink liquor. (Dem practically had fe dash we overboard to rahtid!) Oh for the good times in life eh?
Live it up my yute!
Cheers matey!
Posted by: Dr. D. on May 21, 2004 07:48 PM