The Mad Bull's Blog

February 13, 2005

Sex Chat

Ok, ok, so you caught me, technically I did steal this from Trouble's site.

Its just that it was so phucking funny, I couldn't help myself. I guess thats why these Caymanians are always saying we Jamaicans too thief, huh?

"I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world." - Angelina Jolie
(I can almost hear the Doc saying "Bwoy, she coulda taste me right now if she waah!!)

"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who." Joan Rivers

"I remember the first time I had sex I kept the receipt." Groucho Marx

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." - Steve Martin

"Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other." - Marquis De Sade

"If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!" - Vince Vaughn

I took the above quotes from a page on Trouble's site where he posted 99 things about himself, so if you want to know more about Trouble, go and read it. Re the property I stole from Trouble though, people are always talking about sex, nuh true? Everybody does it. Maybe its the most popular topic in the world, I don't know, but its arguable, don't you think?

Anyway, guess what. I was engaged in what I think was the wierdest Instant Messaging chat I've ever been involved in today. (* if you're easily offended by bad words or crass names for sexual organs, stop here, 'k?)

It was inspired by a post that Doctor D wrote about Jamaican country buses. I wrote a comment on his post about one of my memories of the country buses being of driving behind one of them leaving Ocho Rios heading toward Kingston. A lot of the passengers had boarded the bus with Kentucky Fried Chicken and I spent the whole trip through Fern Gully watching some assholes on the bus dumping Kentucky Fried Chicken boxes out of the bus window as they finished with them. That was pretty sickening. That is the topic this conversation started out on.

wikidskindoc says:
strange the stuff that u remember bout de bus dem still
mad-bombo-claat-bull says:
heh heh
wikidskindoc says:
reminds me of the fucker that was driving in front of me at a traffic light dis week and spat out the window
wikidskindoc says:
sickened mi stomach
mad-bombo-claat-bull says:
ok
mad-bombo-claat-bull says:
Thats not as bad though
wikidskindoc says:
what
wikidskindoc says:
spitting?
mad-bombo-claat-bull says:
may look nastier, but not as bad for the environment
wikidskindoc says:
its absolutely disgusting, but yes
wikidskindoc says:
perhaps safer on the environment
mad-bombo-claat-bull says:
plus I myself have had to spit out the window, when driving and a big cough take me and vile, nasty sputum comes up in my mouth... better than swallowing that back, IMHO...
mad-bombo-claat-bull says:
You know that the ants come and eat up what we spit out? I've seen it
wikidskindoc says:
i know
wikidskindoc says:
ants tend to follow any type of human body fluids including come and urine
mad-bombo-claat-bull says:
The circle of life, to rass
wikidskindoc says:
actually
wikidskindoc says:
reminds me of a joke Dr. Spanish had told me bout a girl up at UWI who used to live on hall
mad-bombo-claat-bull says:
Huh?
wikidskindoc says:
well here goes u may not find it funny
wikidskindoc says:
there was this trini girl in Dr. Spanish' class in med school
wikidskindoc says:
she and another girl used to share a room up at Seacole hall
wikidskindoc says:
they each had a small bed
wikidskindoc says:
one day...probably a weekend one of the girls did gone to do some grocery shopping
wikidskindoc says:
during the time she was out the other chick apparently did rope een her boyfriend
wikidskindoc says:
and dem mussi did fuck
wikidskindoc says:
the girl whose bf was over apparently had a whole heap of stuff on her bed
wikidskindoc says:
so dem did grine on the other girl bed
wikidskindoc says:
apparently the yute used to like to pour condensed milk on his girl's pussy and lick it off
wikidskindoc says:
so this they did as usual
wikidskindoc says:
eventually
wikidskindoc says:
when the other chick returned, her bed was made but she saw ants on it
wikidskindoc says:
and she saw what were the remnants of some dried up condensed milk
wikidskindoc says:
so knowing what might have taken place
wikidskindoc says:
she asked her roomate if her bf had come over and if they had used her bed to slap
mad-bombo-claat-bull says:
Ok
wikidskindoc says:
she said yes and started to apologize
wikidskindoc says:
the girl said it really wasnt no big ting
wikidskindoc says:
she was jus wondering if the yute might have been diabetic as she see ants following a come stain on her sheet!
mad-bombo-claat-bull says:
Talk about "Biting Insects"
wikidskindoc says:
ok
wikidskindoc says:
i jus get it
mad-bombo-claat-bull says:
Dem mussi did live really close fi true, because I wouldn't like to see somebody else come stain pon my bed
mad-bombo-claat-bull says:
she probably was all involved in threesomes with the friend and her bf, why she wasn't concerned over the come stains
wikidskindoc says:
maybe, my yute

So, why did I say that this was a wierd Instant Messenger conversation? Well, given the topic when it started, who'd have believed it could have ended up with the topic being sex? Trust me, its one of the most popular topics, bwoy!

Posted by Mad Bull at February 13, 2005 10:18 AM

Comments

Only you and the Doc to rass!

Posted by: AngryDog on February 13, 2005 09:04 PM

Sit tight, bro - help is on the way!!! (rolleyes)

Posted by: seven on February 13, 2005 10:43 PM

May be we both need to see a Psychiatrist that specialises in individulas who sick wid sex inna dem head to rahtid! Either that, or we just very healthy!

Posted by: Dr. D. on February 14, 2005 12:10 AM

Now it's a tag-team: MB & Trouble! :-) Wha' wi aggoh du?

Posted by: Mel Da Piggy on February 14, 2005 08:11 AM

Mad Doc to rahtid.

Posted by: scratchie on February 14, 2005 08:20 AM

Exactly Doc..at least you people are open about it. Most people hide their true sick selves. when i landed here on earth i could see that you species were way behind. anyway...life goes on.

Posted by: natty on February 14, 2005 08:38 AM

All good conversations eventually cum around to sex... it's the only reason I talk to people. Hey Seven... I'll see any psychiatrist about my 'sex compulsion'... as long as she HOT! but I agree more with the last part of what you say... 'cause I feel healthy... I will convert the world to my madness eventually.

Posted by: Trouble on February 14, 2005 04:52 PM