The Mad Bull's Blog

October 31, 2005

Teachers

Let me show you how teachers can be wicked! They know tonight is Halloween, right?! And yet they set a science test for tomorrow! Now Natty and I came home a bit late from work and we have to struggle to eat food and take MBJr. up in science and spelling before he can go out trick or treating! I just hope some people have candy left or we'll never hear the end of this! Those teachers are irresponsible, bwoy! Don't they know that kids have a social life too?!

Speaking of wicked teacher's, have any of you seen "The Interpreter" yet? They have a guy in the movie that they call "the Teacher" and him wicked nuh ra$$ too! As a matter of fact, in the beginning of the show, two men go to meet some people. They go into the place and they see three boys kicking around a football. They ask the boys for their party and one of the boys leads them into a dark room. Then he tells them he hears someone coming outside and the two men go out. As soon as they step out, one of them is cut down in a hail of automatic gunfire. The other one looks to see his attacker and he sees one of the other boys holding an AK47 which is pointed at him.

He starts to beg, but the boy remorselessly lets a short burst rip into his midsection. He falls to his knees, looking at his attacker all the while. The boy walks up to him, puts the gun's muzzle up to his forehead and says, "The Teacher says 'Goodbye'". Then he splatters the man's brains into the dirt.

Ppl, the show stars Sean Penn and Nicole Kidman, both veterans with lots of skills under their belts. The storyline is great, and believe me there is lots of action and excitement! If you missed it in the theatres, you can get it at your local Blockbuster, just go in and tell them that Mad Bull sent you! You can't lose on this movie, its Mad Bull endorsed!

Anyways, me gone to take my little "Skeletor" out to trick or treat. Soon come.

Updated : The little man did fairly well up in the Savannah Meadows area. Candy like dirt, and all in a fairly concentrated area. He hit the mother lode, man! If he had gone out earlier, he might even have got enough that he could get to taste one or two after Natty and I took our turns first!

Naw! I'se just kidding! The loot is all his. Anyway, I gone for now. I am going to put on my stripper outfit, its so cute! I am dressed like a cop, and its got cuffs, a nice leather baton and a matching black thong and everything, and because of the fake sixpack that you can strap on, I look great in it! I am going to go tell Natty "Trick or Treat" and see if I can get to fill up her little sweetie bag! Wish me luck! Happy Halloween, everybody!

Posted by Mad Bull at October 31, 2005 08:23 PM

Comments

Grossdom!~ Anyways - hope you took pics of our little man! I finally have my internet back - I emailed you some pics from the storm today - did u get them? Also have one or two of the gator we saw in teh lake behind the house the day after Wilma!!! Anyway - we were very lucky here in Weston. Lots of downed trees, and minor damage to patio screens, but for the most part, everyone was safe. We lost power for a couple of days but really, all in all, were very lucky. Trust me - when you heard the wind outside - you were in real fear, because it was a terrifying sound! But now, phones are back, internet is back, cable is back, DSS never left (a miracle since most people's dish blew off - ours not only stayed on, it stayed on track with the signal!!!) So, we cool... feel it for those who really had it hard and have to figure out how I can help their plight!

Anyways, as to movies - you gotta see "Unleashed" with Jet Li and Morgan Freeman. Very, very good movie - surprisingly good! Jet Li is a far better actor than we ever realised.

Tonight being halloween, I told Midas i wanted to watch the scariest movie on tv ! Who tell mi to say so?

We watched the new version of Amityville Horror Me naw sleep tonight!!!!

Latahs!!!!!!!

Posted by: 7 on October 31, 2005 11:12 PM

Halloween........cho.....
but I suppose if dem inna it there.....is not suppem I defend...

That show sounds rather weird. Anyhow, whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: Dr. D. on October 31, 2005 11:55 PM

Of course teachers know kids have a social life... It's their job to ruin it...

Hope you post pics of your costume too...

Posted by: Trouble on November 1, 2005 11:17 AM

And as if that ain't bad, they give children homework.

Homework!!!

I got very creative coming up with excuses why I didn't, couldn't do the homework

The best teacher in a movie? The one in that hard rock movie, don't remember the name.

Posted by: guyana-gyal on November 1, 2005 01:50 PM

Nicole Kidman is a hot old white girl - at least on tv.

Posted by: owen on November 1, 2005 03:37 PM

Nicole Kidman is a hot old white girl - at least on tv.

Posted by: owen on November 1, 2005 03:37 PM

Halloween in Cayman? Am surprised

Posted by: kami on November 1, 2005 05:35 PM

Well I hope YOUR Trick or Treating went well. A Strap on Six Pack???

Well Well

Posted by: Soft Spoken on November 1, 2005 06:09 PM

@ 7 - It is supposed to be gross, the story is about a despotic African leader who is committing genocide against members of his people who are against him. That was the most graphic part of the show, really. Its a good show, go watch it.

@ Dr. D. - You sound like you need some drugs to pit some pep in your step, Doc...

@ Trouble - Don't you wish! I won't, though, cos I just know you'll run out and get the same costume for yourself.

@ Guyana Gyal - I used to get sent to kneel down in the passage where the head mistress would pass. If she caught you out there, you would get a caning. I used to get caned fairly regularly.

@ Owen - Old? Who's old? Nicole Kidman is not old! You are just younger than she is, thats all. Old is when you're in your 80's or 90's, my yute.

Well, not everyone practices it, mainl the younger folk and the ex-pats. American cultural imperialism crushes all before it eventually, Kami...

@ Soft Spoken - hmmm.... to tell you the truth, no, it didn't. At the time I finished posting that, Natty had already fallen asleep putting MBJr. to bed. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!

Posted by: Mad Bull on November 1, 2005 07:29 PM

Yes - I ate some of my boys' halloween candy tonight. Sounds like you had a great time. You know Halloween has been big with the Caymanians from the time I came here in the '70s. I had a nice time, although still struggling with the cold. Funny, I think for some to criticise Halloween as too American, while Blogging.

Posted by: revolution island on November 1, 2005 09:13 PM

I DIDN'T MEAN iNTERPRETER WAS GROSS - I SAW IT - ITS A GREAT MOVIE! HERE'S WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO:

"Anyway, I gone for now. I am going to put on my stripper outfit, its so cute! I am dressed like a cop, and its got cuffs, a nice leather baton and a matching black thong and everything, and because of the fake sixpack that you can strap on, I look great in it! I am going to go tell Natty "Trick or Treat" and see if I can get to fill up her little sweetie bag! Wish me luck! Happy Halloween, everybody!"

MY BRO IN A BLACK THONG - EEEWWWWWWWWW!!! CHILDREN ARE PRESENT!!! (LIKE MOI)

Posted by: 7 on November 1, 2005 09:54 PM

I must send you a picture... wait, let me fire up Photoshop...

Posted by: M.B. on November 1, 2005 11:54 PM

Uh ohh, this is about to get ugly...

And BTW 7, I have always recognized Jet Li as an accomplished thespian...

Posted by: Trouble on November 3, 2005 09:54 AM