Giving Thanks for Da Beauties
Rahtid! I totally forgot to wish all my American readers (I wonder if there are any doh, eeeh?) Happy Thanksgiving! I hope y'all had some good turkey and applepie and ting.
Hey, its almost like they celebrate Thanksgiving here in Cayman, you kno! Well, some border on it, like my company, who closed at 1:00pm today! The banking department ordered in some good food too, turkey and all kinds of other stuff. Me, I don't really love turkey too much, so I had some ham, sort of like preparing for some christmas feasting, ya dun know.
I had to pick up MBJr. from his swimming lessons, but because I got off early, I was able to tour places like Sea Inn, a bar here in Grand Cayman, and Corner Pocket, where I frequently play pool. Thanks to the half day off, I got some liquor on board and I got to dus' out a bwoy in pool, so today was all good. I am giving thanks that I had such a nice day still!
Even if your day wasn't so irie as mine, I am sure you all can find a thing or two to be thankful for over the course of the past year too... Be thankful, all of oonoo! Mad Bull commands it!
Hey, I got an irie email today! It spoke of salary and bonuses being lodged to the employees accounts by December 16th! Yow, where I used to work in Ja., bonuses were unheard of, so I am really looking forward to this! More stuff to give thanks for, I guess. I'm buying a round or two for all Caribbean bloggers come the 16th, real and virtual, seen?!
I know you all dropped by to check out my continuing review of the delegates from the Caribbean in the Miss World Pageant. Well, the wait is over. More stuff to give thanks for... Now, before I run up back into the English speaking Caribbean ladies, let me do a Latin lady... oops, that doh sound right! Doh get vex, Natty, that just slip out! 
Of course, there is more... click the link below to continue nuh?
Anyways, we really shouldn't fight against the Latinas just because they don't speak English, you know. I try to fit in with them by learning a little spanish, and I have picked up a word or two over the years, for example "Hola, Mami!", or "Dos Cervesas, por favor?" or even "Quiero Foyar". Of course, I learned this by listening to the conversation around me, certainly I am not using some of these little bits of espanol, they are just floating around in my hearing range and I pick up on them... Really, its true!
Anyway, before I trip myself up, heeerrreeeessss Miss Puerto Rico! Undoubtedly she is nice, in fact, she look pretty damned good! When I think about it, she looks like this girl who works at Sea Inn! One of the consultants who was here from India liked that particular Sea Inn girl bad, but I digress... Anyways, yeah, she is definitely a pretty girl and undoubtedly she will have her fans. Hell, if she was to end up in my bed somehow, I wouldn't be kicking her out, but overall, she isn't my favourite, I'm not sure what it is. I don't know. Oonoo can vote for her in the comments if oonoo want to, though...
I am going to take on Miss Barbados now... I know that Campfyah and Jdid will be interested to hear what I think of her... Miss Barbados has a pretty face. Her body is a bit on the slim side though. We had a DJ back in Jamaica who did a song called "Ku Kum Kum" which went something like this: "All mawga gyal, Red Dragon have a nickname fi dem: Ku-Kum-Kum". Supposedly the noise 'ku kum kum' was heard when they were walking around, because they were too bony and their bones were knocking together and making all kinds of noise! 
Many Caribbean males believe Red Dragon was right! Don't get me wrong, I am not saying that Miss Barbados is so slim that she deserves the name "Ku-Kum-Kum", but she is kind of slim still...
Of course, some Caribbean males like the little wire-thin ladies. A bredrin of mine, Cowboy Eddie, once sought to teach me about the wonders and the mysteries of the wire-thin girls in a moment of drunken enlightenment. (No, not at Sea Inn, actually at Reggae Beach in St Mary, Jamaica). "MB, you can put them in any position and they can handle it. They are very athletic and flexible!", he said. Well, he might be right, and he might be crazy. I don't know which it is.
Still, I like a more curvacious woman, yuh done know! And who says that the voluptuous girls can't handle the freaky positions anyway! Why, just the other day, Natty told me that a lady she knows (who is definitely on the curvaceous side) asked Natty if she had ever tried out the "Head Top" position! She went on to say that she had tried it out and it was alright, except that after awhile, her neck started to hurt! See, the rounder girls have got it going on too, and truth be told, I don't really need to be doing any rassclaat "head top" business, so me cool!
Miss Barbados, you nice still, but...
People, thats it for tonight. Gots to turn in so that I can present myself to my likkle work inna the morrows. Peace be unto you, and Docter D, I know you prefer me to wish "piece" unto you, so that one is for you! Bless up, everybody, and goodnight.
Posted by Mad Bull at November 24, 2005 09:10 PM
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Heh heh....my yute...I kinda like dah post yah..it nice nuh rass. It have a wikid kinda flavour. And, as a man me name, gracias for the wish re peice...however, as a greedy likkle hombre....piece(s) even better still! 
So hol on....a Latino was a check you fe foyar!? So, let off nuh rude yute....did you step up to de plate? Oh, I jus memba, rude bwoy married.
Re de bonus, doh bodda spend mine on nuh lika...I man have nuff o dat and if shit happen to befall me, nuff o mi crew out yah will sponsor me....send the raw cash to ra$$.
Nutten nuh name bonus where me rest. Perhaps I should make an appeal to all my fellow readers to send a contribution.....somehow I check seh all o onno woulda laugh after me likkle bloodcleat!
Have a irie weekend my yute!
Posted by: Dr. D. on November 25, 2005 07:12 AM
I'll check the photos when I'm at home. Enjoy the weekend.
Posted by: scratchie on November 25, 2005 08:16 AM
Private sector companies now pay bonuses every year usually based on your performance. I'm very much looking forward to mine this year, which will not be as high as it should be (See post entitled "Disappointment"), but I didn't give them anything to put down for me so I'm thankful for the extra $$$.
Whatever virtual gift you'll send us ... I'm game for it.
I think most Caribbean men appreciate the voluptous woman, a woman with flesh, phatness and all. Take my word for it, fleshy women are just as good if not better in bed than skinny ku kum kum women ... :-)
Posted by: CoolDestiny on November 25, 2005 08:40 AM
I wonder if CD is trying to tell us something about herself!?
Posted by: Dr. D. on November 25, 2005 06:53 PM
Nice on the bonus-getting one too so I know the feeling.I like Miss Bdos smile
Posted by: kami on November 25, 2005 07:35 PM
Good for you on the bonus....
Posted by: Rose on November 25, 2005 09:58 PM
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Heh heh....my yute...I kinda like dah post yah..it nice nuh rass. It have a wikid kinda flavour. And, as a man me name, gracias for the wish re peice...however, as a greedy likkle hombre....piece(s) even better still!
So hol on....a Latino was a check you fe foyar!? So, let off nuh rude yute....did you step up to de plate? Oh, I jus memba, rude bwoy married.
Re de bonus, doh bodda spend mine on nuh lika...I man have nuff o dat and if shit happen to befall me, nuff o mi crew out yah will sponsor me....send the raw cash to ra$$.
Nutten nuh name bonus where me rest. Perhaps I should make an appeal to all my fellow readers to send a contribution.....somehow I check seh all o onno woulda laugh after me likkle bloodcleat!
Have a irie weekend my yute!
Posted by: Dr. D. on November 25, 2005 07:12 AM